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« Reply #140 on: September 11, 2008, 08:56:37 PM » |
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> connect both ends of the STD (Simple Transforming Diode) into a 9-volt battery
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« Reply #141 on: September 12, 2008, 01:12:53 AM » |
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STD turns out to be a LED. A blinding flash lights the area. You see a pikachu, a spider-man cosplayer and a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle. >
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« Reply #142 on: September 12, 2008, 01:30:05 AM » |
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You stick pikachu in the spider man cos player ass and the chicken in pikachus ass, you pull the pulley. >
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« Reply #143 on: September 12, 2008, 12:42:52 PM » |
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You stick pikachu in the spider man cos player ass and the chicken in pikachus ass, you pull the pulley. >
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« Reply #144 on: September 12, 2008, 06:38:42 PM » |
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ERROR: WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING
PROCEEDING FROM LAST COMMAND
STD turns out to be a LED. A blinding flash lights the area. You see a pikachu, a spider-man cosplayer and a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.
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« Reply #145 on: September 13, 2008, 04:18:44 AM » |
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>Hit a monkey with a bone
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« Reply #146 on: September 13, 2008, 07:37:12 AM » |
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the monkey disagrees.
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« Reply #147 on: September 13, 2008, 07:44:46 AM » |
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>Tell him to shut up and get in line.
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« Reply #148 on: September 13, 2008, 08:46:58 AM » |
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you try to hit the monkey with the bone, but the monkey simply will not let this happen. this is a conundrum indeed. indeed. indeed. IN-DEED. > ((this is kind of an in-joke within the TV show The Wire.. might've been too obscure))
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« Reply #149 on: September 13, 2008, 02:44:00 PM » |
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>Exit limbo
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« Reply #150 on: September 13, 2008, 02:46:41 PM » |
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You exit Limbo, arriving in the exciting land of Purgatory!
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« Reply #151 on: September 13, 2008, 03:05:21 PM » |
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> Jump around in joy of the excitement.
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« Reply #152 on: September 13, 2008, 03:19:30 PM » |
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Woo! Yeah! Go! Purgatory rah rah rah! Woohoo!
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« Reply #153 on: September 13, 2008, 03:50:24 PM » |
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> Look for food
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« Reply #154 on: September 13, 2008, 03:59:41 PM » |
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There is no food in purgatory. Only spiritual cleansing.
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« Reply #155 on: September 13, 2008, 04:04:31 PM » |
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> Scrub my spirit with purgatorial goodness till it's sparkling clean.
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« Reply #156 on: September 13, 2008, 04:42:48 PM » |
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Wow, that stuff really IS clean! You're cleaner than you've ever been before! Every single speck of crud has been wiped permanently off your skin. The cleansing even created an aura of cleanliness around you, which now destroys all dirt that might try to make its way towards you in the future!
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« Reply #157 on: September 13, 2008, 07:11:15 PM » |
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> continue thinking
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« Reply #158 on: September 14, 2008, 07:21:32 AM » |
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Your aura is growing and growing as you think!
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« Reply #159 on: September 14, 2008, 07:38:58 AM » |
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> Eat aura.
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