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« Reply #160 on: September 14, 2008, 11:34:45 AM »

As you devour the cleaning aura, you feel a peculiar tingling sensation within your stomach. As the tingling moves to sharp pain, you begin to wonder how exactly the aura defines "clean."

Your organs are being liquefied by a rogue cleaning aura. You see the poet Virgil here.
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« Reply #161 on: September 14, 2008, 11:36:54 AM »

> discuss russel's paradox in a very pretentious manner, talking to no one in particular but making sure virgil can hear you
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« Reply #162 on: September 14, 2008, 11:53:35 AM »

Virgil pats you on the shoulder, shows you to a door and with a face that was clearly bothered by a pretentious manner, says;

"Have you met Dante?"

You feel the heat on your face as the door closes behind you.
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« Reply #163 on: September 14, 2008, 12:26:04 PM »

> pee on the inferno to put it out
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« Reply #164 on: September 14, 2008, 12:35:16 PM »

Your urine catches on fire due to the chemical nature of cleaning materials you consumed with your cleanliness aura.

Dante rushes to extinguish the fire. After which he promptly says;
"Dude! C'mon! I just cleaned the floors!"

You have extinguisher foam all over you. You see flammable materials and enslaved human souls.
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« Reply #165 on: September 14, 2008, 05:12:21 PM »

>blaspheme wholeheartedly, in italian.
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« Reply #166 on: September 14, 2008, 06:16:54 PM »

you scream, "balle boccino botta cacca cagare cagacazzo chiappe cazzo cesso chiavare coglione culattone fancazzista ficcare fica fottere!"
dante gasps in horror.
you scream, "VAFFANCULO!!!" in dante's face.
dante is now a little bit angry at you.

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« Reply #167 on: September 14, 2008, 10:29:02 PM »

>Turn Dante's frown upside down (literally)
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« Reply #168 on: September 15, 2008, 08:19:37 AM »

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« Reply #169 on: September 15, 2008, 08:32:56 AM »

dante protests, but you rip his unwilling mouth into a forced smile.  he now cannot change his expression.  he is smiling.  he is smiling.

 Smiley
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you are scared.

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« Reply #170 on: September 15, 2008, 08:49:50 AM »

> Eject Devil May Cry 3 disc. Put in Monkey Island 4 disc. Restart PS2.
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« Reply #171 on: September 15, 2008, 10:16:34 AM »

the title screen for monkey island 4 appears.  dante vanishes, never getting the chance to write his masterpiece The Inferno.  You have rewritten history.  However, you are now playing Monkey Island 4, so it's ok.  Guybrush appears behind you and says, "Hello!  I am a mighty pirate!"

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« Reply #172 on: September 15, 2008, 10:23:08 AM »

> Ask Guybrush out for a drink. Invite Elaine as well.
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« Reply #173 on: September 15, 2008, 01:56:42 PM »

elaine appears, and you, guybrush, and elaine trot happily off to the nearest place of alcohol consumption.

the sign at the entrance to the bar says "SCUMM BAR".  as you enter, you find that the bar is full of pirates.  the bartender glares at you.

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« Reply #174 on: September 15, 2008, 01:58:27 PM »

> Ask for a pitcher of grog, a glass of wine for the lady and some juice for Guybrush since Elaine won't let her drink any alcohol, also ask for I. Cheese.
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« Reply #175 on: September 15, 2008, 01:59:49 PM »

the bartender punches you in the face.
however, you have a GUT-WRENCHING NEED FOR ALCOHOL and must get it some way or another.  you are now very angry with the bartender.

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« Reply #176 on: September 15, 2008, 02:08:07 PM »

> "Look out! A three-headed monkey!"
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« Reply #177 on: September 15, 2008, 03:38:24 PM »

The bartender replies "Then stop waving it around like a feather duster!"

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« Reply #178 on: September 15, 2008, 04:24:38 PM »

> feel a sudden compulsion to find treasure
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