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« Reply #60 on: July 23, 2008, 10:25:35 AM »

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« Reply #61 on: July 23, 2008, 12:03:55 PM »

You stand in the corner feeling awkward.

The head ostrich heads up to the podium to speak.

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« Reply #62 on: July 23, 2008, 03:12:42 PM »

The head ostrich rasps its beak, takes a shot look at you and follows it with what might have been a chortle, only to continue with a bombastic repose. During this longevitous speech, the HO makes short interruptions to make an uneasy to turn to you and glare with disgust, which is reflected in the crowd, also staring with disdain during these moments.

However, you fail to understand any word they are saying, either because you do not understand ostrich, or this is fail hell, or both.

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« Reply #63 on: July 24, 2008, 02:46:13 AM »

>notice that im naked
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« Reply #64 on: July 24, 2008, 03:01:51 AM »

This explains the reaction of the ostriches. You should probably be feeling slightly self-conscious by now. However, god mode is still on, and god probably spends most of his days naked, so you're not too bothered.

The ostriches are making angry noises at you.

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« Reply #65 on: July 24, 2008, 09:12:40 AM »

>Fail to stay in fail-hell, thus escaping
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« Reply #66 on: July 25, 2008, 02:41:00 AM »

You are now in Fail-Hell II

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« Reply #67 on: July 25, 2008, 03:06:21 AM »

>Inventory
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« Reply #68 on: July 25, 2008, 03:09:16 AM »

You are holding
1    Code Input Console
4    Socks
0    Tea
5    Sense of Hopelessness


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« Reply #69 on: July 25, 2008, 03:17:05 AM »

>Use Socks on Sense of Hopelessness
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« Reply #70 on: July 25, 2008, 03:18:26 AM »

The socks neutralize one of your senses of hopelessness (your sense of taste of hopelessness).  You have four senses of hopelessness remaining.
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« Reply #71 on: July 25, 2008, 03:44:46 AM »


Use >No Tea.
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« Reply #72 on: July 25, 2008, 03:35:53 PM »

You can't; it's hopeless.  You gain one sense of hopelessness.
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« Reply #73 on: July 25, 2008, 03:54:03 PM »

>Hope
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« Reply #74 on: July 25, 2008, 04:22:07 PM »

>Hope

You have no hope.  You only have five senses of hopelessness.
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« Reply #75 on: July 25, 2008, 04:26:42 PM »

Use sense of hopelessness on Fail-Hell II
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« Reply #76 on: July 25, 2008, 08:48:43 PM »

The walls ripple as 3 of your senses of hopelessness rocket out of you. Hitting the far corner of the hell the red stone explodes  in a bright flash.
A new tunnel is formed from your hopelessness!
You have 2 senses of hopelessness left (Taste and hearing).

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« Reply #77 on: July 25, 2008, 11:08:19 PM »

>Give in to senses of hopelessness
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« Reply #78 on: July 31, 2008, 02:14:00 AM »

Resigning yourself to hopelessness was a bad idea; it caused the release of a virus onto the forums, and now people are looking angrily at you. It is vaguely reminiscent of the ostrich banquet.

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« Reply #79 on: July 31, 2008, 05:01:03 AM »

>Notice that I'm naked
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