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As you startlingly observe your seemingly naked body you notice a big tribal tattoo with the caption "Steve, X-Mas 2006" printed on your left butt cheek.
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« Reply #81 on: July 31, 2008, 07:35:23 AM » |
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>notice the awesome avatar
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« Reply #82 on: July 31, 2008, 09:21:41 AM » |
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Woah! Awesome avatar!
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« Reply #83 on: July 31, 2008, 09:25:17 AM » |
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« Reply #84 on: July 31, 2008, 10:13:10 AM » |
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Your eyes realize that nothing you'll ever see again will top this. They pop out of your head, heading for Asia.
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« Reply #85 on: July 31, 2008, 10:21:42 AM » |
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« Reply #86 on: August 21, 2008, 05:15:07 AM » |
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you attempt to clean asia using your eyes only. however, prime minister of china hu jintao appears and laughs maniacally at your dirty capitalist eyes, while doing a dance popularized by shakira. facing this terrible event, your eyes give out and melt, turning into IRON ORE. you now have 0 eyes and 500 iron ore. the iron ore is still in china, away from the rest of your body.
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« Reply #87 on: September 01, 2008, 12:36:03 PM » |
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« Reply #88 on: September 01, 2008, 01:40:03 PM » |
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>wank
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« Reply #89 on: September 01, 2008, 01:49:58 PM » |
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> Ce jeu est fatigué et vieux. L'art est inutile. Rentrez chez vous.
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« Reply #90 on: September 01, 2008, 02:06:48 PM » |
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« Reply #91 on: September 06, 2008, 02:21:53 AM » |
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You palm your face. Somewhere, in the distance, an unruly Frenchman cackles. It is a sound both magnificent and infuriating.
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« Reply #92 on: September 06, 2008, 04:25:26 AM » |
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>ditch train and get plane
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« Reply #93 on: September 06, 2008, 09:42:52 PM » |
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> realize with a pang of regret that inevitably someone will mention the phenomenon of snakes residing on said aircraft
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« Reply #94 on: September 07, 2008, 01:00:16 PM » |
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error: attempt to enter command without the previous having been parsed.
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« Reply #95 on: September 07, 2008, 01:40:05 PM » |
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error: jerk spouting errors just because he's bitter
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« Reply #96 on: September 07, 2008, 03:32:46 PM » |
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error: but it's against the ruuuuuules
You ditch the plane and get on a train.
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #97 on: September 07, 2008, 03:40:17 PM » |
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the train is not in fact a train, but a giraffe. obvious exits are intestinal tract.
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« Reply #98 on: September 07, 2008, 03:45:39 PM » |
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error: ok, now I think Neon is just messing up the order on purpose  >Slap Neon Oh, and >intestinal tract |
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« Reply #99 on: September 07, 2008, 06:19:41 PM » |
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