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Ashkin
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« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2011, 12:12:29 PM »

> Name skull Yorick. Lament.
>Examine door.
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« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2011, 12:34:28 PM »

>unzip shirt in search for mouth to lick skull.
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« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2011, 12:37:20 PM »

This is amazing, Jared!



>Approach person in building.
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« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2011, 12:48:01 PM »

> Name skull Yorick. Lament.


This is really no time for Shakespearean reenactments! I mean, whoever that guy is. You really wouldn't know.

A hint pops up!


 
But what does it meeeeean??

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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2011, 01:01:39 PM »

>Place skull on pedestal and press button.
(I ARE SMARTZ)
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« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2011, 10:09:02 PM »

>Place skull on pedestal and press button.
(I ARE SMARTZ)



Through a miraculous feat of intelligence and your expert powers of deduction you have concluded that skull + pedestal = Huh?




Holy crap, it's alive! You know that you should probably feel startled but yet... you feel nothing. No response of any kind. It is almost as if a part of you is missing; a deep-rooted emptiness that you feel inside, or-- OH RIGHT THE SKULL. It's talking!


OH SWEET JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE-- I mean uh, hello there! I am... oh my, am I dead? I'm dead, aren't I... it does seem as though my invention may have backfired on me; but as least it works! You there, android. Thank you for reincarnating my cranium. Well, not reincarnated per se; you've given my skull a life of its own. That's what my invention does, you see. Now you may be wondering why I died in the first place. I am still so livid about the occurrence that I can barely gather my thoughts! Some little shit thought it would be funny to shove a pizza in my machine. Little did the child know that pizzas makes one helluva pizza monster. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! Anyway, what do you for fun around here?

Haha I look like pac-man. Wakakakaka

>SAY SOMETHING ALREADY
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« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2011, 10:12:00 PM »

>Gesticulate wildly to indicate "What is your name?"
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« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2011, 10:45:52 PM »

>Gesticulate wildly to indicate "What is your name?"



You gesticulate so hard! HNNNNGGGG << That is the sound of your intense gesticulation.


Why I'm quite glad you asked! Hugh Hulings, at your service, in the flesh!-- well, ahem, bone I suppose. I was employed here for quite some time before I met my oily and cheesy demise. My employer was one Tyrone Hastings. And yes, he's black! Let's just get that out of the way, alright? You were probably expecting some white anglo-saxon schmuck to be running a huge complex like this, but nope, guess again! He was a genius in the field of robotics and genetic experimentation. So is his kid, I suppose... but that doesn't mean that that little brat Forest won't think twice about brutally killing one of his father's employees with a CREATURE MADE ENTIRELY OF GENETICALLY MODIFIED PIZZA. GOD.

Anywho, now that I've finally come to I've realized it sure is getting mighty chilly. Might want to do something about that!

I mean... -AHEM-. Droid! I order you to something about this... this... chilliness!

>DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
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« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2011, 10:51:51 PM »

>Investigate vent on wall
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« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2011, 11:06:20 PM »

> Ask skull if you can call him "Murray"
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Ashkin
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« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2011, 11:20:29 PM »

Find some matches. Light the pizza boxes on fire for warmth.
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« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2011, 06:06:14 AM »

>Wear pizza as coat for warmth
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« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2011, 07:26:46 AM »

>Reanimate FK Model 3
>Examine boarded-up door
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« Reply #33 on: December 17, 2011, 08:04:16 AM »

>Investigate vent on wall



As first order of doing something you decide to lead a thorough investigation regarding the accused; a vent on the wall. But wait, what's this? You hear a scratching noise.



You move in closer and turn up the sensitivity of your noise receptor holes. Yes, it does sound like a sort of scratching. Not far off from something gelatinous proliferating a steel surface. Like, like--




AAAA HOLY CRAP the booming screech made your inner machinations malfunction! You hate when that happens... except... you don't. You don't feel terrified or struck with fear, nor do you feel hatred towards the noise that crapped out your circuitry. You continue to feel nothing. In fact, you are still doing it. Or not doing it? Yes, that.




You look outside the barred window again. Looks like the monster and the kid high-tailed it. The big screech probably scared 'em off you bet! You do notice also a pigeon headed in the direction of the other building. Not that that will even have any possible ramifications on the current circumstance. I mean, c'mon. That'd be ludicrous.

>Wear pizza as coat for warmth

You go to do this.



WELP NOW WHAT

>NOW WHAT, PUNK?
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« Reply #34 on: December 17, 2011, 08:09:38 AM »

>Investigate building
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« Reply #35 on: December 17, 2011, 10:37:24 AM »

>sit on it, crush the cheesy beast.
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« Reply #36 on: December 17, 2011, 12:07:21 PM »

>sit on it, crush the cheesy beast.



You're doing it! You do it! It turns out that you're made of metal, and metal is actually, like, super heavy. You may have vanquished the foul beast, but the feat left your robot ass in cheesy ruins. Your pants are literally a saucy mess.



Oh crud! You're starting to freeze over, just as was predicted. Your hearts are depleting fast. You figure at this point that it's not the vent that's freezing over the room. Maybe there are some other things in here that you've not yet found that you can talk to?


>SKIM THROUGH PREVIOUS PAGES, FIND SOMETHING YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
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« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2011, 12:10:04 PM »

Examine globe-thing hanging from ceiling. Examine microwave. Examine door.
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« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2011, 12:25:24 PM »

>microwave your hat, make it warm
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« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2011, 12:28:54 PM »

Examine globe-thing hanging from ceiling. Examine microwave. Examine door.







Yes, well, all of these things are quite normal looking you must say.

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