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[increpare]

None of this "sick panda" bullshit for me.

[policedanceclub]

None of this "sick panda" bullshit for me.

Fuck you and your smileys, I hate that shit as well.








 

[increpare]

tiny progress update:


To do (in this order):
firing bullets
implement basic sound effects
helmet dudes
damage animation
health bar
new game title  (under discussion)
transition to boss-screen (the barrier, screen-scroll, &c)
bullets hit bad guys
bullets deflect off bad guys
bad guys damage animation
bosses
have some music done by now
pause screen
pause screen w/ weapon select
rehash the boss selection screen
title screen for 1d megaman game
death
then other 3-in-one stuff if I have time:
     game select screen
     very buggy/quickly executed biocosm ripoff
     game 3, also quickly executed
     sick panda game, also also quickly executed

[UltraJMan]

Sounds like you're making some good progress, this is honestly the most interesting sounding idea of the competition so I can't wait to see the finished product.

[increpare]

Ah, thanks dude, but don't get your hopes up too high!

Here's basic sprite content for four of the bosses (while I put off doing the transition code to the boss screen)


Bag Lady


Birth Lady


Hair Lady*


Idol Lady

*I was going to call her Bob Lady, but I figured Hair lady was better.

(Idol lady was also going to possibly be silicon lady, but I decided to stick with the former)

[Türbo Bröther]

ha ha ha ha hah

[Cymon]

Understand, I never use similes.

 

 :D

That's not in response to them in order, that's in response to the whole thing.

[laserghost]

This is genius.

[UltraJMan]

Idol Lady wins award for most ridiculous boss ever, she's got some of the biggest "guns" wielded by a black and white pixelated character ever.

[reetva]

Idol Lady wins award for most ridiculous boss ever, she's got some of the biggest "guns" wielded by a black and white pixelated character ever.

Please no puns. Anyways, I have a question. Will Birth Lady shoot babies at you? Like, out of her vagina? Because that would be awesome.

[increpare]

Will Birth Lady shoot babies at you?

Yes.

Like, out of her vagina?

Yes.

Also, when you beat her, you'll get the ability to do it yourself as well (only probably out of your gun instead of out of your vagina).

[Will Vale]

I can tell you (as someone who has had a lady shoot a baby at me out of her actual vagina) that this is going to be the most gloriously terrifying game experience of all time.

I salute you! And I hope you can capture the splatter in black + white pixels

(I'm hesitant to progress further down this chain of thought because the picture that just floated into my head was brandishing a whirling placenta like a flail...)

[increpare]

I salute you! And I hope you can capture the splatter in black + white pixels

Thanks.  I didn't really think at any point of having gore in the game.  Hmm.  There hopefully will come a time when I'm in a position to consider the option more seriously though, so hopefully I'll keep your suggestion in mind then.

Updated to-do list (I'm freely allowing it to telescope out, and doing my darndest best not to skip ahead):

firing bullets
implement basic sound effects
helmet dudes
damage animation
health bar
new game title  (under discussion)
multiple bullets
transition to boss-screen (the barrier, screen-scroll, &c)
*bullets array
robust killentity function (will take care of bullets/&c)
kill all entities when meet boss
breakable/regenerating platform
bullets hit bad guys
bullets deflect off bad guys
bullets kill bad guys
have lady million warp on screen at start of level
bad guys damage animation
bosses
have some music done by now
pause screen
pause screen w/ weapon select
rehash the boss selection screen
killing bosses grants use of new weapon (with screen saying this)
title screen for 1d megaman game
password display
password entry
death
then other 3-in-one stuff if I have time:
     game select screen
     very buggy/quickly executed biocosm ripoff
     game 3, also quickly executed
     sick panda game, also also quickly executed


The next couple of items on my list should be really easy to implement, thankfully (the last thing I did was really gross...not a fan of scripting-based stuff)

[Pip]

People bashing sick panda? Smilies? Puns?! What the hell is wrong with this thread, those three things are like the holy trinity.

[UltraJMan]

I think this game now wins simply for the fact you're going to have the ability to shoot fetuses out of a gun.

Small sidestory, but I always thought it would be hilarious and controversial to shoot a fetus/baby from a weapon so this is like a dream come true.

[increpare]

Thanks guys.  Progress is going reasonably well. 

As for platforming ideas, I've implemented some basic baddies, retractable spikes, those lovely disappearing platforms, platforms that you can destroy by shooting that then regenerate (so to get past them, you'll have to shoot them, then to jump at the right time so that when you're above their remains they'll regenerate).  I'm half-inclined to include ladders as well, excepting that it'd involve a fair bit more coding and double the number of player-sprite frames without changing the gameplay too much.  Any other ideas for enemies/platform-types that might work well in a 1D game such as this?

Updated to do list:
firing bullets
implement basic sound effects
helmet dudes
damage animation
health bar
new game title  (under discussion)
multiple bullets
transition to boss-screen (the barrier, screen-scroll, &c)
*bullets array
robust killentity function (will take care of bullets/&c)
kill all entities when meet boss
bullets hit bad guys
bad guys damage animation
bullets deflect off bad guys
bullets kill bad guys
shootable/regenerating platform
have lady million warp on screen at start of level
bosses
have some music done by now
pause screen
pause screen w/ weapon select
rehash the boss selection screen
killing bosses grants use of new weapon (with screen saying this)
title screen for 1d megaman game
password display
password entry
death
then other 3-in-one stuff if I have time:
     game select screen
     very buggy/quickly executed biocosm ripoff
     game 3, also quickly executed
     sick panda game, also also quickly executed

[UltraJMan]

How about platforms that go up and down, or platforms that collapse but regenerate after some time? Ones that jut out of the wall could be neat too.

[increpare]

How about platforms that go up and down, or platforms that collapse but regenerate after some time? Ones that jut out of the wall could be neat too.

Hmm...moving platforms might work quite well(also, with my code I don't think I'll have to do anything special to implement them)...I have an idea....

[increpare]

Yay! Bosses are almost sorted (no more real programming to do for them anyway, mainly design(and health bars, I guess...)).  Mainly interface stuff I should try and deal with next.

[UltraJMan]

Is... that... did the lady's boob expand in size and become a + nipple? This just gets better by the day.