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« on: May 16, 2007, 05:02:07 AM » |
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You are in a room with old wooden floors and pink flock effect wallpaper. A sign on the wall reads "TIG". The room is old and very dusty. There is a large pile of dust in one of the corners. There is a large metal door to the east, which is held shut by a massive padlock.
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Derek
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2007, 05:33:47 AM » |
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> inventory
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2007, 08:50:41 AM » |
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In your left hand you are carrying [nothing], in your right [Toothbrush]. In your pockets you have [Wallet], [Car Key], [Ice Cream Scoop], and [Driftwood].
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Terry
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2007, 10:21:14 AM » |
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>x door then listen
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Bezzy
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2007, 10:46:41 AM » |
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"X" COMMAND UNRECOGNIZED
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Terry
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2007, 10:58:42 AM » |
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Oh come on! You would at least assume that standard inform short cuts work!
Fine then.
>examine door
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Bezzy
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2007, 11:12:39 AM » |
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It's a door.
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siiseli
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2007, 11:29:47 AM » |
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>kick door
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2007, 11:58:47 AM » |
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>Oh for fuck's sake... >_<
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2007, 12:34:15 PM » |
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Verb "Oh" not recognised. While waiting outside the door, you are attacked and eaten by a Grue. ** YOU HAVE DIED **Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT? >[p.s. http://www.monkeon.co.uk/swearadventure/] |
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« Last Edit: May 16, 2007, 12:52:18 PM by Echo »
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2007, 02:27:21 PM » |
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* PoV nudges reset button. |
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2007, 02:54:23 PM » |
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You wake up screaming, the hot, fetid breath of the grue still lingering in your mind. You're alive! Gods be praised. You stand up and shake the dust off your back.
You are in a room with old wooden floors and pink flock effect wallpaper. A sign on the wall reads "TIG". The room is old and very dusty. There is a large pile of dust in one of the corners. There is a large metal door to the east, which is held shut by a massive padlock.
A small robot is now puttering around the room, pushing piles of dust from one corner to another.
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Terry
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2007, 03:09:00 PM » |
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>examine robot
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Derek
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2007, 03:23:51 PM » |
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You examine the robot.
It looks a bit like an over-sized toaster oven with short, rubbery legs sticking out the bottom. It's shuffling about the room, pushing piles of dust around with its legs.
Affixed to the back of the robot is a rather large dial with three settings. From left to right, the settings are labeled as follows: "Plankton," "Larry Bird's Moustache," and "NHP."
On the front of the robot a crude smiley face has been drawn in what looks like lipstick.
The robot's dial is currently set to "Plankton."
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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2007, 03:45:44 PM » |
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>Wipe smile off of Robot
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Terry
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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2007, 03:49:53 PM » |
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Using the sleeve of your coat, you wipe the lipstick smile from the front surface of the Robot. Nothing happens at first, but then the robot suddenly turns around and scoots towards the corner. You nervously take a step back.
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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2007, 06:46:53 PM » |
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> inventory
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2007, 09:58:45 PM » |
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You're too embarassed to look at your inventory right now.
Plumbing the depths of your psyche, you detect a previously unstated longing for the works of Tolstoy.
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Jimbob
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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2007, 10:25:09 PM » |
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> dance
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