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[Akhel]

You approach the mailbox.

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[ravuya]

> Activate atomic bomb
> Run like hell

[Akhel]

You place the atomic bomb near the mailbox, set the "timer" dial, press the "BOOM SHITZ" button and start thinking about how does hell run. After consulting a few philosophy books and the Bible, you come to understand that hell, being a place and not a living being, doesn't run at all, so you sit down and yawn.

The bomb goes off.

Noise. White. Silence. Black. Nothing.

--*--

You are standing in an open field which has apparently been target of a nuclear explosion. You can feel the radiation, the terrible power of the fallout, crawling beneath your skin. All of sudden, you realized something is different - you have changed.

You are now

!! THE AMAZING TIGSMAN !!

A sign nearby reads "MANLOVE NUKESITE". There is a small yellow package in the ground.

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[rz.]

>use manlove to open package

[Ivan]

You come to your senses a few minutes later, covered in sweat and panting heavily. You are on ground next to the small yellow package, now torn apart with the unstoppable power of your manlove. You stare at your hands in speechless wonder.

[Shabadage]

You found a broken Waterchip.

[Guert]

>Eat broken waterchip

[ravuya]

You consider the waterchip poignant and zesty.

There is silicon stuck in your teeth.

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[Madgarden]

> drop teeth

[Pigbuster]

Your teeth fall and scatter across the floor.

The Tooth Fairy arrives from the East.

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[bigbossSNK]

>Athk the Tooth Fairy where the Eathter Bunny ith

[Pigbuster]

Verb "Athk" not recognized.

> Wait

The Tooth Fairy finishes collecting all of your teeth.
She gives you a 5-dollar bill.

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[ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres)]

>Buy The Shivah with the 5-dollar bill.

[Robotacon]

>↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

[Akhel]

The store clerk says "Sorry, but we currently don't have The Shivah in stock. Perhaps you would like to but Cheetahmen II instead? Oh, silly me. I have to go already! Goodbye, pal!" and vanishes to another reality, where store clerks just pop out of nowhere every five seconds.

> ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

*** HARD MODE ACTIVATED! ***

The sky turns red. A store clerk pops out of nowhere. Burning meteors start falling from the sky. A dark angel of fury and hatred suddenly appears and attacks you with his +15 Sword of Evil Darkness Fire Red Naruto Power. A store clerk pops out of nowhere. An earthquake makes you fall on the ground. A store clerk pops out of nowhere. A meteor hits and kill two store clerks. A store clerk pops out of nowhere. He says "Hey, you again! What's up? I've got that copy of Cheetahmen II I told you about. Here, take it! A store clerk pops out of nowhere.

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[Inane]

> 'P'ull switch to drown those damned noblemen.

[vitaminNewB]

*** pc goes into hibernate mode ***





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[Xion]

**shake mouse around**

You realize that your computer lacks a mouse. There is a high shelf above an electrical outlet on the eastern wall, upon which you see resting a box containing an unopened mouse. Unfortunately, you are a midget, and all potential objects that could be assembled into a ladder are bolted to the floor, including, but not limited to, the chair in which you sit, the desk at which you sit, and the small wastebasket to the right of the desk at which you sit. You sit in the west of the room.

In the corner you see a toolcase.

Exits are north and south.

What will you do?
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[Inane]

>Use tools in box to unbolt the chair and the trash bin.

[Akhel]

Unfortunately, the toolbox is empty except for a rotten muffin sticked to the bottom.

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