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« Reply #1100 on: June 13, 2008, 02:56:51 PM »

There is a top hat inside the bomb
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« Reply #1101 on: June 13, 2008, 03:54:19 PM »

>Open top hat
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« Reply #1102 on: June 13, 2008, 04:55:20 PM »

The top hat cannot be opened.
As you examine the top hat you notice some objects inside of it: an envellope, a small silver key and a red brick cottage.
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« Reply #1103 on: June 13, 2008, 05:27:30 PM »

>Stab moi for misspelling "envelope".

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>Open Envelope
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« Reply #1104 on: June 13, 2008, 05:32:49 PM »

Envelope not found. There is an Envellope nearby, though. It looks cross.

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« Reply #1105 on: June 13, 2008, 06:14:37 PM »

>envelop envellope with envy of evidence
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« Reply #1106 on: June 13, 2008, 11:25:35 PM »

The envellope's judgment becomes shrouded in a haze of jealousy. All of his envelope friends get to make a difference with their lives. Some enclose important letters, traveling all over the world. The envellope is especially envious of the envelopes working in law. Edith, an envelope in his high school class, enveloped the evidence in a high profile murder case, and let me tell you, the envellope was moping for weeks after catching her on television. He had always dreamed of making it big like that. But he was born a freak of nature, an envellope in an envelope's world. His condition has shamed him time and time again. Not this time. The envellope grabs the key and holds it in a threatening manner. This time he'll make his own crime scene, and then enclose the evidence himself!

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« Reply #1107 on: June 14, 2008, 12:20:09 AM »

>Change channel during commercial break
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« Reply #1108 on: June 14, 2008, 07:32:47 AM »

>Change channel during commercial break

As this particular TIGventure is part of the Summer Olympics, it is entirely non-commercial in nature. There will be no commercial break. Or communal break for that matter.

There is an envious and unstable envellope holding a key in a threatening manner and some corpse-silhouette-tape in the other. He is gesturing you to lay down on the ground.

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« Reply #1109 on: June 14, 2008, 07:47:53 AM »

>ask envellope about envy
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« Reply #1110 on: June 14, 2008, 08:05:23 AM »

Envellope punches you in the gonads for not laying down.

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« Reply #1111 on: June 14, 2008, 08:29:58 AM »

;_;

>ask envellope about love
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« Reply #1112 on: June 14, 2008, 09:09:29 AM »

He threatens to rip them off if you don't lie down.

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« Reply #1113 on: June 14, 2008, 09:13:10 AM »

>punch envellope
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« Reply #1114 on: June 14, 2008, 09:21:18 AM »

Before you can punch you notice your balls are missing. It hurts a lot.

The envellope is holding your balls.

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« Reply #1115 on: June 14, 2008, 01:51:43 PM »

>Lie down and then open envellope
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« Reply #1116 on: June 17, 2008, 10:44:28 AM »

"I dont kno naatin"

Apparently the envellope is an Italian.

The envellope summons the evelope.

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« Reply #1117 on: June 18, 2008, 11:32:16 AM »

>explode everything forever
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« Reply #1118 on: June 18, 2008, 11:36:49 AM »

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A zombie appears out of nothing. From nowhere. Since this fucks your conscious too much, you vomit. On the zombie.

He is mad.

You are nowhere. Exits are nowhere.

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« Reply #1119 on: June 18, 2008, 02:18:38 PM »

> use plasmids
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