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« Reply #1120 on: June 18, 2008, 08:05:03 PM »

you have no plasmids, not that it matters.

had you a seringe, you could pretend your vomit was a plasmid.....

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« Reply #1121 on: June 18, 2008, 10:45:25 PM »

> use EVE hypo
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« Reply #1122 on: June 19, 2008, 05:19:55 AM »

You have no EVE hypo to use. On the other hand, while searching, you see Eve the hyped "hoe". The zombie is still pretty mad. Or having a heart attack, it's hard to tell since he's half rotten and his jaw his missing.

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« Reply #1123 on: June 19, 2008, 02:40:45 PM »

>go Nowhere
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« Reply #1124 on: June 19, 2008, 10:14:47 PM »

You travel quickly and slowly at once and never to Nowhere.

POKF!

You are in a desert, with a rundown house, a windmill, and an empty chicken coop nearby. There is an gaunt, angry looking man on the porch of the house, and a fat purple dog frantically barking and pointing at you. There is a road in the distance to the west.

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« Reply #1125 on: June 20, 2008, 04:08:41 AM »

>eat dog
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« Reply #1126 on: June 20, 2008, 07:35:48 AM »

You approach the dog and try to take a bite. The dog reacts quickly and swallows you whole. You are now in the dog's stomach.
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« Reply #1127 on: June 20, 2008, 07:43:23 AM »

>Dang it.
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« Reply #1128 on: June 20, 2008, 08:12:38 AM »

You dang the dog's stomach. It rumbles.

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« Reply #1129 on: June 20, 2008, 11:57:43 AM »

>quaff stomach acid
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« Reply #1130 on: June 20, 2008, 11:59:22 AM »

You drink the stomach acid. Your mana replenishes.

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« Reply #1131 on: June 20, 2008, 02:35:59 PM »

>cast "Summon Superfly Golem"
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« Reply #1132 on: June 27, 2008, 08:09:57 PM »

(Evil)the parser's syntax interpretation has gone haywire (Evil)
you summon the cast of hit single-season  'Superfly Golem'.

you are very scared of what you see before you as a result of your summoning (which the cast consequently finds very insulting).

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« Reply #1133 on: June 27, 2008, 08:31:15 PM »

> eat haywire
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« Reply #1134 on: June 28, 2008, 12:09:43 AM »

Unfortunately, it was barbed haywire, and it hurts terribly as it goes down. Your throat and organs are lacerated until it makes a nice good settled position, fortifying you body.

You lose 34 HP
You gain 5 Defense.

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« Reply #1135 on: June 28, 2008, 09:50:06 PM »

Gain weight. It seems that barbed haywire and dog's stomach acid are bad for your figure. Undecided

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« Reply #1136 on: June 29, 2008, 12:07:43 AM »

You gain weight.
*Weight has joined your party.*
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« Reply #1137 on: June 29, 2008, 07:58:46 AM »

>tire of Weight because he does not much contribute to the already lacking storyline, then devour him.
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« Reply #1138 on: June 29, 2008, 09:55:39 AM »

You lift the tire off of Weight and put it in your mouth.  It tastes like rubber, and dirt.  You were hoping for something a little more savory, but it'll have to do.  You start chewing.

Weight, now free of the tire, has lost some weight.

Your jaw hurts.

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« Reply #1139 on: June 30, 2008, 06:53:42 AM »

demand more applesauce
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