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« Reply #120 on: June 08, 2007, 06:36:47 AM » |
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> pray to MacGyver
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« Reply #121 on: June 08, 2007, 11:19:56 AM » |
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Macgyver descends from the sky. Unfortunately, all you see is your roof getting torn apart by a makeshift device he holds in his left hand.
He giggles, interrupting your question. He ignores or interrupts all attempts at communication.
You suddenly notice the rotten muffin is missing.
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #122 on: June 08, 2007, 03:26:19 PM » |
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>toss the empty toolbox at MacGyver
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« Reply #123 on: June 08, 2007, 03:34:32 PM » |
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MacGyver says "Think with portals..."
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« Reply #124 on: June 08, 2007, 04:35:26 PM » |
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Suddenly, a blinding light fills the room for like, five minutes, and you can't see a thing, and you're just stumbling blindly around and running into walls and shit. Finally, the light fades and you find yourself...
having gone nowhere! You're in the same room, only MacGyver's gone, and there is a portal in the floor. A portal like from the game, Portal. It looks like it leads to a forest meadow somewhere.
Exits are north, south, and...portal.
What will you do?
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« Reply #125 on: June 08, 2007, 04:47:50 PM » |
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> Bite my own tongue and quietly wait for my slow, meaningless, bloody, emo death.
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« Reply #126 on: June 08, 2007, 05:27:57 PM » |
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Before you can attempt to commit emo-cide, a preppy jock-boy charges in from the north and shoulderblocks you, limbs a-flailing, into the portal.
As you plummet, you can here snide laughter echoing from above... "haha, u fag!"
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« Reply #127 on: June 08, 2007, 05:30:10 PM » |
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After five minutes falling, you hit the ground. With much effort, you open your eyes and look around.
You are in a room with old wooden floors and pink flock effect wallpaper. A sign on the wall reads "TIG". The room is old and very dusty. There is a large pile of dust in one of the corners. There is a large metal door to the east, which is held shut by a massive padlock.
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« Reply #128 on: June 08, 2007, 06:04:44 PM » |
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>Recite Beowulf backwards.
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« Reply #129 on: June 08, 2007, 06:34:03 PM » |
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You recite Beowulf backwards. For the first time in your life, the 150 points you invested in the Inversed Epic Poetry Reciting skill have been useful.
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« Reply #130 on: June 08, 2007, 11:02:47 PM » |
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>Use telekinesis to make the iron in the air into metal dentures, equip metal dentures, and bite padlock.
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« Reply #131 on: June 09, 2007, 12:59:18 PM » |
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INTERNAL ERROR: PARSER OVERFLOW
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« Reply #132 on: June 09, 2007, 05:19:12 PM » |
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> Swear at computer
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« Reply #133 on: June 10, 2007, 09:48:07 PM » |
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You swear at the computer, but, lacking ears, the device is unreceptive to your profanity.
You have to go to the bathroom.
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« Reply #134 on: June 11, 2007, 12:48:17 AM » |
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>Move to other side of the room, stand on a chair, and piss from their onto the computer.
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« Reply #135 on: June 11, 2007, 07:35:49 AM » |
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The computer sends a bolt of delicious DC through your urine stream and up your urethra.
You suddenly feel a oneness with the world. Almost as if you are the ground.
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« Reply #136 on: June 11, 2007, 10:22:02 AM » |
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>Make Planet rotate counter-clockwise.
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« Reply #137 on: June 12, 2007, 12:09:47 AM » |
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You concentrate on the oneness, willing it to rotate. After what seems like a life time, the planet suddenly starts moving the other way.
Everything flies at amazing velocities, and everything becomes a blur. You wake up, everything around you is rubble. Your left leg is broken, you can see bone protruding from the injury. Your right arm is missing, there's a clean cut. You suspect the guild of Organ Donors of taking it.
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« Reply #138 on: June 12, 2007, 12:39:54 AM » |
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>cry
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« Reply #139 on: June 12, 2007, 01:48:22 AM » |
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