sega
Genesis
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« Reply #140 on: June 12, 2007, 11:06:02 AM » |
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>fashion robo-arm from rubble and computer parts
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« Reply #141 on: June 12, 2007, 12:54:35 PM » |
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It turns out you don't actually know what a computer part is.
You now have a robot arm fashioned out of twine and pigeon eggs.
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« Reply #142 on: June 12, 2007, 02:40:07 PM » |
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>Crush nearby metal mug with robot arm and say "Groovy"
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #143 on: June 12, 2007, 03:02:34 PM » |
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Instead, for some reason, you end up staring at the sky and going "KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
You realize you are in Neo-Tokyo and the year is 2019.
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« Reply #144 on: June 12, 2007, 03:26:51 PM » |
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> Turn into giant, hideous blob.
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« Reply #145 on: June 12, 2007, 03:30:23 PM » |
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You turn into a giant, hideous blob. Guess that's the end of Neo Tokyo.
You start to wonder where this is all going.
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« Reply #146 on: June 12, 2007, 04:16:28 PM » |
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>Get destroyed and be reborn in another universe, of which you are effectively god.
//Or was the weapon itself the reason he got there? Haven't seen that in a while
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #147 on: June 12, 2007, 04:29:07 PM » |
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You fall over.
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sega
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« Reply #148 on: June 12, 2007, 05:14:19 PM » |
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>make tuna sandwich
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« Reply #149 on: June 12, 2007, 05:27:25 PM » |
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You see no tuna. Instead you take a piece of rubble and put it between two other pieces of rubble.
You see lying here: rubble, a rubble sandwich, the irradiated corpse of Barney Rubble
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sega
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« Reply #150 on: June 12, 2007, 06:02:47 PM » |
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You see lying here: rubble, a rubble sandwich, the irradiated corpse of Barney Rubble
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« Reply #151 on: June 12, 2007, 06:10:15 PM » |
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You listen patiently, hiding behind a rock, for the hamburgler. After about half an hour, there's a sharp pain in your stomache. There's a stitched incision located near where your kidney should be.
Those damned Organ Donors took another chunk of you!
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #152 on: June 12, 2007, 07:43:22 PM » |
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[sega, you earn my undying respect for that!]
> wait
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« Reply #153 on: June 12, 2007, 07:56:58 PM » |
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You pick up the rubble sandwich and serve it to the corpse of Rubble. Suddenly, a striped blur flashes past Rubble and emits a "robble robble!" The rubble sandwich has disappeared. You slump sobbingly onto the rubble beside Rubble.
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sega
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« Reply #154 on: June 12, 2007, 08:01:27 PM » |
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>hum theme song to Libble Rabble
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« Reply #155 on: June 13, 2007, 07:04:21 AM » |
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> Take stock of emotional state
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« Reply #156 on: June 14, 2007, 01:58:11 PM » |
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Your current emotional state consists of:
90% longing for hotdogs,
10% existential dread.
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Formerly "I Like Cake."
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« Reply #157 on: June 14, 2007, 02:35:21 PM » |
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>seek hotdogs
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« Reply #158 on: June 14, 2007, 04:54:17 PM » |
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You locate a family of hot dogs drinking at a nearby watering hole.
It is beginning to get dark.
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sega
Genesis
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« Reply #159 on: June 14, 2007, 06:03:52 PM » |
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>pick up hotdogs
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