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« Reply #180 on: June 28, 2007, 03:14:41 PM » |
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> move southwest
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« Reply #181 on: June 28, 2007, 04:59:14 PM » |
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You go southwest.
You are in the chilly air. It swirls and whips around you chillily. There is a cauldron of chilly chilean chili with an axhead floating in it.
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« Reply #182 on: June 28, 2007, 05:57:50 PM » |
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>Take a good sniff of the chilly air and uncover eyes
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Slash - Santiago Zapata
The White Knight
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« Reply #183 on: June 28, 2007, 07:33:10 PM » |
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You sniff the chilly air, your nose burns
Your nose burns
Your nose burns
The chilly air prevents you from removing your hands from your eyes, you start to feel claustrophobic.
It's pitch black here, you are likely to be eaten by a grue
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« Reply #184 on: June 28, 2007, 08:07:02 PM » |
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You slowly begin to open your eyes. You hear a faint sound. *** grooooooo **** For some reason you have 20/400 vision. Before you can say chilly chil.....khilee chlapol...CHILLEH CHOLPN......WHATEVER 3 times fast, you see a blur of what seems to be a midget and two dwarf grizzly bears begin to slowly walk at you from the south.
Martha Stewart enters south from behind a maple tree.
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« Reply #185 on: June 28, 2007, 08:35:41 PM » |
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> Babble incoherently and curl into the fetal position
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« Reply #186 on: June 28, 2007, 09:04:19 PM » |
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Your fetal position malfunctions and you careen around the room at wild speeds.
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sega
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« Reply #187 on: June 28, 2007, 10:43:20 PM » |
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>Feed chili to Octopussy.
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« Reply #188 on: June 29, 2007, 01:42:47 AM » |
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You slowly feed the chili to the shrunken head of Octopussy. She is revitalized, and calls for help.
James Bond enters from the North West on a hot air balloon. He's holding a harpoon gun, and giggling like a school girl.
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #189 on: June 29, 2007, 05:13:52 AM » |
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>Ask James bond to harpoon Martha Stewart
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Slash - Santiago Zapata
The White Knight
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« Reply #190 on: June 29, 2007, 06:09:15 AM » |
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James Bonds shoots his +1 harpoon gun to Martha Stewart
The shot misses
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« Reply #191 on: June 29, 2007, 08:26:10 AM » |
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>Point out the shooting incompetence of James Bond by using nasty slurs involving animals, copulation, satanic workship and maples.
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Slash - Santiago Zapata
The White Knight
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« Reply #192 on: June 29, 2007, 09:14:59 AM » |
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James Bonds shoots his +1 harpoon gun at you
The shot misses
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« Reply #193 on: June 29, 2007, 09:17:59 AM » |
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> Ask Martha Stewart to BANT James Bond
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« Reply #194 on: June 29, 2007, 04:58:53 PM » |
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After asking Martha Stwewart to BANT Jame Bond, she starts to stretch and flex herself. As she prepares her body for full physical contact events, she explains how it is important to eat healthy food and take care of his body. She then explain how she will attack Mr Bond, using the pine cones she found in her backyard, how she will decorate her living room in a cheerfull red with his intestins and how she will serve his head to her guests next time they visit for the holidays
You notice that Mr Bond has shot his +1 harpoon in his stomach, slowly dying of an horrible and painful death.
You now have a strong feeling or envy.
You hear a melody echoing from the north-west
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Slash - Santiago Zapata
The White Knight
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« Reply #195 on: June 29, 2007, 08:12:07 PM » |
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> Walk southeast
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« Reply #196 on: June 29, 2007, 10:47:31 PM » |
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You stride cheerfully towards the southeast, only to slip on James Bond's recently extruded intestines. Martha Stewart's eyes travel disapprovingly over the sloppy innards, finally resting upon your bloodily besmirched figure. Flailing in wild fear, you become entangled in the glistening guts.
Martha scowls murderously.
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sega
Genesis
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« Reply #197 on: June 30, 2007, 12:05:07 AM » |
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> crochet an intestine doily
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« Reply #198 on: July 01, 2007, 05:21:22 AM » |
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You quickly start crocheting the intestine dolly. Since your "crocheting" skills are not very high, you make numerous mistakes.
At the fifth mistake, Martha Stewart takes the dolly from you hand and starts to explain how you should do it correctyl, She starts explaining how she created delightfull threats in that fashion when she received her guests last Halloween. She then moves on to explain how intestines are rich in iron and fibers so that eating plenty of guts will keep you in good shape.
Martha Stewart as forgotten about your presence and speaks out loud to herself, crocheting the dolly. You evaluate that she will busy for at least 8 hours straight.
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The White Knight
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« Reply #199 on: July 01, 2007, 08:58:28 AM » |
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> Kiss Martha Stewart
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