Slash - Santiago Zapata
The White Knight
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Java/Javascript Game Dev
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« Reply #220 on: July 04, 2007, 06:47:28 AM » |
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>Cover genitals with pink elephant
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« Reply #221 on: July 04, 2007, 09:46:08 AM » |
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A police officer enters from the north.
The police officer arrests you for pachyderm sexual assault.
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sega
Genesis
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I superdig
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« Reply #222 on: July 04, 2007, 12:56:42 PM » |
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>remove lumberjack head from wrist to slip from cuffs
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« Reply #223 on: July 06, 2007, 11:34:05 AM » |
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As you start removing the lumberjack head, you see that the referee is telling you something subtly using semaphore. He also seems to look very angry at you as his eyes slowly become injected with blood and the veins on his forehead are starting to show.
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« Last Edit: July 07, 2007, 03:35:01 AM by Guert »
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Slash - Santiago Zapata
The White Knight
Level 4
Java/Javascript Game Dev
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« Reply #224 on: July 06, 2007, 06:31:30 PM » |
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> Shoot referee with +2 harpoon
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« Reply #225 on: July 06, 2007, 08:51:47 PM » |
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The referee is struck with the +2 harpoon, right in the yambag.
The referee is now +2 and redoubles his assault.
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« Reply #226 on: July 07, 2007, 01:00:45 AM » |
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> Enable bambi eyes and stare at referee
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« Reply #227 on: July 07, 2007, 03:39:35 AM » |
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The referee rushes next to you and whispers in your ear that if you don't fight your opponent, the show will be terrible and you won't get paid. The police officer, who removes your +2 harpoon gun from your hands so quickly that you can't have time to react, winks at you and nods. You are still hand-cuffed.
Your opponent is standing in a corner of the ring, is waiting for your next move. The crowd is begininning to loose interest.
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« Reply #228 on: July 07, 2007, 02:15:20 PM » |
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>Roar and use the Whirlwind Tornado Vortex Hurricane Kick!
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #229 on: July 07, 2007, 05:00:54 PM » |
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As you initiate the Whirlwind Tornado Vortex Hurricane Kick, you realize that the pink elephant will tip you off balance but it's too late.
You are now spinning madly in the direction of the referee.
Enemy1 looks at you and laughs.
Enemy1 has grabbed the police officer by the legs and prepares to strike you with him.
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« Reply #230 on: July 09, 2007, 08:42:11 PM » |
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>parry the police officer
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Inane
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« Reply #231 on: July 09, 2007, 11:04:43 PM » |
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As you spin towards the referee, Enemy1 bats at you with the Police Officer. You grab onto the officer's arm, and as you continue to spin you twist his arm enough for his flesh to rip. You fly off as his arm tears off, and blood shoots out of his arm socket, hitting the Referee, and drowning him.
Enemy1 gets angry! He glows bright orange!
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #232 on: July 10, 2007, 05:02:14 AM » |
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>Tuck down, concentrate and try to teleport outside of the ring
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Brashman
TIGBaby
the labrynth of doom
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« Reply #233 on: July 12, 2007, 11:07:05 AM » |
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You miss interpret the teachings of Madame Blavatsky. (man, you wish you
wouldn't have skipped class so much to play Galaga and Robotron at the
laundromat). You manage to teleport inside of the ring just as Enemy1
is decending a crushing blow upon you. Enemy1 hits an empty spot where
you just were, thud. you realize that you are underneath the ring.
There are exits to the North, South, East and West and a drain with a
cover on it.
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« Reply #234 on: July 12, 2007, 12:59:15 PM » |
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>Pee into drain.
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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Madgarden
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« Reply #235 on: July 12, 2007, 06:49:16 PM » |
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Blissfully, you begin to drain your bulging bladder into the drain under the ring. You can hear a hollow, dribbling echo as the pee streams into what must be a larger reservoire.
Suddenly you hear a strange and frenzied splashing, coming from the drain. To your horror, a candirú fish is swimming frantically up your jet of pee! Before you can squeeze off the stream, the fish enters your pee-hole and lodges painfully inside your urethra.
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« Reply #236 on: July 12, 2007, 09:21:25 PM » |
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #237 on: July 13, 2007, 04:22:11 PM » |
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You quickly look around and cannot find anything sharp enough to perform the operation. Your teeth may do the job.
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« Reply #238 on: July 13, 2007, 05:58:19 PM » |
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> Pull out teeth and use them as utility knives
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« Reply #239 on: July 19, 2007, 05:52:36 AM » |
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You jerk your teeth out and hear a loud bang. **bang** You wake up from your dream. Seems like you're now in Neo Tokyo riding on what appears to be a train of some sort. There's a midget and two dwarf grizzly bears standing beside you. Martha Stewart's standing beside you. You see what appears to be a humanoid MacGyver and a bunny rabbit approaching you from the north. He approaches you and calls you "Neo" for some odd reason. MacGyver tries to hand you some blue and purple polka dotted pills. The bunny starts mumbling some gibberish about "the one" and "knowing karate" or something. You drop your sunglasses and they slide under the seat of a little kid with a dress on staring directly at you with fully dilated pupils.
great. Now what?
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