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« Reply #80 on: March 04, 2012, 04:12:19 PM »

xenoblade:
great level design, jrpg scenario Sad
the best current-gen jrpg

Dead Island
Derivative, boring, no real horror

Asura's Wrath
Heavy Rain for weeaboo nerds

Alpha Protocol
Metal Gears of Deus Effect


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« Reply #81 on: March 04, 2012, 04:22:16 PM »

We Love Katamari: LA LA LLALALALALA KATAMARI DAMACY

Well that won't be leaving my head anytime soon...
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« Reply #82 on: March 04, 2012, 09:09:57 PM »

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: I can't stop saying FUS-RO-DAH!
Super Meat Boy: Keeping dying... but keeping playing.
Chrono Trigger: That was a great age...
DOOM 1/2/3 (and more): Nightmare? I am your nightmare!
Serious Sam: "Serious weapons... for serious people"
Bastion: Awesome art, gameplay, audio, everything...
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« Reply #83 on: March 04, 2012, 09:55:42 PM »

Skyrim
Can I have more bugs?

Bioshock
I don't want to mutate!

Tribes: Ascend
I wanna go fast, daddy!

Skyward Sword
Reminiscent of childhood shopping excursions

Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
I don't even care anymore

Odin Sphere
Best sideview action rpg ever

Dustforce
give this to OCD kids

Disgaea
please, not another game over!!!

Magicka
aim carefully, kill friend, laugh

Hyper Princess Pitch
blow shit up ad nauseum

Team Fortress 2
I want the cool guns

Fable III
rust on that elbow grease

Modern Warfare 3
accessible because no thinking required

Battlefield 3
hey look a plane!... CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

Pushmo
the wall's a dimensional portal

Zelda: Link's Awakening
whereafter nintendo's design skill hibernated

Borderlands
wish there was more variety

Bastion
only reason to play: narrator

Terraria
a pimple on an asscheek

Cave Story
most creative derivative ever made

Touhou
lolicon witches vomiting bullets everywhere

Castlevania
killed via medusa head... again

Super Smash Brothers: Brawl
I PRESSED LEFT, GODDAMNIT NINTENDO

Super Smash Brothers: Melee
C-Stick your friends to death

Super Smash Brothers
wish there were more characters

Zelda: Wind Waker
stare at the gorgeous... pigs

Mario 64
damn that font is ugly

League of Legends
never ever trust a pub

Kingdom Hearts II
where is my sequel, Square-Enix?

That's enough for now.
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« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2012, 06:44:05 PM »

Mario Kart DS
7 years later, snaking rocks.

Mario Kart 7
Fun, pretty, polished. Blue shell.

Diablo 1
Kinda more fun than Two.
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« Reply #85 on: March 09, 2012, 02:03:09 AM »

ME3
Westren dating sim in space
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« Reply #86 on: March 09, 2012, 05:10:29 AM »




Stick Pointy Things Into Opponents.


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« Reply #87 on: March 09, 2012, 05:22:29 AM »

Jamestown: Legend of the Lost Colony
English shoot Spanish on Mars
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« Reply #88 on: March 09, 2012, 10:56:56 AM »

STREET FIGHTER X TEKKEN
yo capcom why cant i
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« Reply #89 on: March 09, 2012, 02:32:28 PM »

lold




preemptive review of tekken x street fighter

Namco does what Capcan't
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« Reply #90 on: March 09, 2012, 10:46:18 PM »

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Wario Land: Much better than Mario Land.
Wario Land 2: More than an improvement. Perfection.
Wario Land 3: A Metroid-y twist on 2.
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Wario Land 4:
Gorgeous pixels, does everything right
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Wario Land 1-4
I love all of you
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best series of all time
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« Reply #91 on: March 11, 2012, 06:27:40 PM »

Keys of a Gamespace - confronting, thought provoking, inspiring, engaging.
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« Reply #92 on: March 13, 2012, 09:47:58 AM »

Sonic Generations
I fucking love this game.

Second opinion:
The funnest Sonic game ever.
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« Reply #93 on: March 13, 2012, 12:37:25 PM »

Sonic Generations: not as crap as unleashed
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« Reply #94 on: March 17, 2012, 05:16:19 PM »



Like a swimmingpool:  No running.
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« Reply #95 on: March 17, 2012, 05:19:50 PM »

Ace of Spades
Ah uh, just play it.
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« Reply #96 on: March 17, 2012, 05:40:03 PM »

Q.U.B.E
Initially fun, then frustratingly annoying.

Wizorb
Beautiful graphics. Fun. Cheap. Buy.
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« Reply #97 on: March 17, 2012, 06:19:58 PM »


99% of game spent spectating.
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« Reply #98 on: March 17, 2012, 06:41:18 PM »

Mass Effect 3

What the hell just happened!?
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« Reply #99 on: March 17, 2012, 07:56:34 PM »

Deus Ex:
Oh my god JC a--

GPolice 2:
Holy shit this is pretty.

Bushido Blade 2:
Does this even have AI?

Powerslave:
Metroid Prime meets Serious Sam.

Blam! Machinehead:
Slidey hovertank; OH SHIT SPIDERS.

Crazy Taxi:
Hell fucking goddamn yes motherfucker.

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