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« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2008, 12:28:33 PM »

There are no rules!
There are no goals!
Only eyes that watch.
Let me break this down!

\Change in tempo and/or instrument\

We got
Uh!
Balls to the walls,
Uh!
We have got gentlemanly battlements also.
Such a good song!

(25 minute Record Scratching solo)

Oh, wow!

(2 minute montage of famous speeches dealing with war)

<screamed> BALLS BALLS BALLS (YEAH!)
Curl your moustache, you know youv'e got balls.
<electric guitar strum fade away>
Friends, the elephant the elephant is here

Gather your cane, gather your mice.
That old elephants going home tonight.
Shave your hair, but not your beard,
And if you don't buck scotch the candle just might.

We got
Uh!
Balls to the walls,
Uh!
Balls to the walls!

You gotta answer when nature calls,


Ridin' the tiger
every night
twisted like geiger
an' lookin' for a fight

Balls on the stripes
like sacks full of gin
rub on the pipes
to make the beast grin


We got
Uh!
Balls to the walls,
Uh...
... what?

I lost my train of thought.

\end of song\
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« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2008, 12:46:19 PM »

This is the greatest song I've ever read. :D

(btw, I'm not dead)
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« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2008, 12:50:33 PM »

The song should last at least 29 minutes.
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« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2008, 01:50:24 PM »

Balls to the wall, balls to the walls.  :D

I do think Terry won't be mad if we cut his 25 minute record scratching solo to a 2 minute record scratching solo, for the sake of listener health.
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« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2008, 02:14:46 PM »

This is an awesome song.
With or without the 25 minutes scratching solo.
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« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2008, 08:10:36 PM »

You guys are awesome. Too awesome.

I wont disappoint!
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« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2008, 10:05:57 PM »

i think i speak for everyone here;
No Prob glad to help...
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« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2008, 09:28:58 AM »

Geez Alec, double-entendre for the win!
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« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2008, 10:48:18 AM »

I lost my train of thought.
I think that would have worked out just as nicely as the opening line of that song.
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« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2008, 02:51:09 AM »

Wow, let's do another one :D

Imagine this for an altrock/metal song, arrite? I'll compose and try to record it :D

Here goes:

When I look back
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« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2008, 04:45:58 AM »

Here are some more slightly disturbing 80s-ish lyrics for no particular reason:

kiss the beast
pucker up and taste the feast

fight the fight
before the end of time
pick a destiny
before fate begins to chime

the flavor of infected yeast
mixed amongst the pickled priest
lips that god forbade - meet
locked in ecstasy of sweaty heat

hairy beast lips
grant me your power
sighing hips
deny you not my flower
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« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2008, 04:57:30 AM »

Here are some more slightly disturbing 80s-ish lyrics for no particular reason:

kiss the beast
pucker up and taste the feast

fight the fight
before the end of time
pick a destiny
before fate begins to chime

the flavor of infected yeast
mixed amongst the pickled priest
lips that god forbade - meet
locked in ecstasy of sweaty heat

hairy beast lips
grant me your power
sighing hips
deny you not my flower

That sounds like the movie Kull the Conquerer
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« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2008, 01:19:16 PM »

alt/metal? Suuuure :D

"When I look back
and I see you
tied up in my shack"

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« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2008, 03:40:45 PM »

When I look back
and I see you
tied up in my shack
I just want to
grab hold of your soul.
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« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2008, 04:07:08 PM »

When I look back
and I see you
tied up in my shack
I just want to
grab hold of your soul.

But when I get there
things you say are just dull
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« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2008, 08:20:04 PM »

I MAED IT INTO SONG:

http://deleterian.com/files/songraw.ogg

BE SURE TO PLAY Dance X2 !REVOLT FOR INTERACTIVE POGO GAMEPlAY.

Also thanks my friend who keeps mulling over the girl in a green shirt for letting my bastardize his pretty effing awesome midi. You're only hearing half of it. I just cut it off because my lyrics only lasted so long.
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« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2008, 12:13:28 PM »

Gosh.  Very impressive.

Feeling a bit silly at the moment*, so here's an ad lib acapella rendition courtesy of yours truly (I ignored the instrumental instructions alas).

I think we need a couple of more versions still, myself, fantastic as mine as chippermonky's are.

*maybe a little too silly, in fact.  Currently I'd gauge there's a 65% chance I'll wake up in the morning and immediately take it down.
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« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2008, 01:29:07 PM »

Gosh.  Very impressive.

Feeling a bit silly at the moment*, so here's an ad lib acapella rendition courtesy of yours truly (I ignored the instrumental instructions alas).

I think we need a couple of more versions still, myself, fantastic as mine as chippermonky's are.

*maybe a little too silly, in fact.  Currently I'd gauge there's a 65% chance I'll wake up in the morning and immediately take it down.

my god this is excellent Beer!
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« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2008, 01:56:58 PM »

Gosh.  Very impressive.

Feeling a bit silly at the moment*, so here's an ad lib acapella rendition courtesy of yours truly (I ignored the instrumental instructions alas).

I think we need a couple of more versions still, myself, fantastic as mine as chippermonky's are.

*maybe a little too silly, in fact.  Currently I'd gauge there's a 65% chance I'll wake up in the morning and immediately take it down.

my god this is perfect Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!
Fixed it for you.
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« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2008, 02:58:55 PM »

Gosh.  Very impressive.

Feeling a bit silly at the moment*, so here's an ad lib acapella rendition courtesy of yours truly (I ignored the instrumental instructions alas).

I think we need a couple of more versions still, myself, fantastic as mine as chippermonky's are.

*maybe a little too silly, in fact.  Currently I'd gauge there's a 65% chance I'll wake up in the morning and immediately take it down.
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