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[sandcrab]

Something I always found confusing as a child was that Captain Commando has nothing to do with the Capcom games Commando and Bionic Commando.  Then I just stopped thinking about it.

[sega]

Something I always found confusing as a child was that Captain Commando has nothing to do with the Capcom games Commando and Bionic Commando.  Then I just stopped thinking about it.

While you were fooling around with that Inspector Gadget wannabe, webcam chatting with his buddies on his computer, Captain Commando was out there, saving Bionic Commando's universe's ASS, shooting his blue laser for justice, and his red laser for PAIN.  You were an ignorant, self centered, thankless child.

[GP Lackey]

Man, working man Cap Commando looks more like a bad ass astronaut, if it weren't for the fighter jet and helmet.  That's what we need more of today.  Bad ass astronauts.

Missed the portmonteau opportunity of "badasstronaut."

Also:

[sega]

Haha that is pretty badass.

Oh man, newsflash!

According to Google images, Captain Commando has taken on his fourth form!  Perhaps there's a chance he could reach his former glory once more?

[sega]

Ok, so today, I came across this Street Fighter Alpha 2 background:



Now, a few weeks ago, I wouldn't have thought anything of it.  I've seen the background countless times, and I like it, but I would have just moved on with what I was doing without giving it another thought.  But this time, I saw something I'd never seen before.  Take a deeper look:







Dude, it's the Cap'n!  And he's such a wuss now that he can't part with his protective armor even when putting on a tux, and he needs his precious ninja bodyguard to protect him from harm.  The old Cap'n Commando woulda gone to this party bare chested, and bludgeoned to death the evil succubus standing just 11 feet from him with his medallions.

[ravuya]

It's Strider Hiryu, too, right next to him. I wonder why this never registered in my mind.

What's that in the Capn's hand?

[BenH]

Probably something his mum cooked him for dinner

[Slash - Santiago Zapata]

But the question is... what happened to the baby and his robot?

[Oddball]

What's that in the Capn's hand?

Surely he's carrying a present for Eliza. That also explains where the monkey went, he off-loaded it as a present.