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« on: October 11, 2008, 11:15:43 AM » |
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The rules for these games/things are as follows: I will post a picture (or several). You are the character in the middle of the screen. You tell, from a first person view, yourself what to do in certain situations. If you die, it's game over. The winning conditions are secret. I'll pick an action mostly at random, but I won't pick an action until at least three people have posted one. -----------  It's early morning, around 4 o'clock. You're fast asleep.  Suddenly, you are awakened by a massive shaking! What do you do? |
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2008, 11:19:11 AM » |
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Get up from bed and check outside window quickly.
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2008, 11:24:41 AM » |
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Might be an earthquake. Hide under the bed for good measure.
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2008, 11:25:58 AM » |
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Slam the clock and keep on sleeping. (It's 4 o'clock in the morning, goddammit!)  |
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2008, 11:33:57 AM » |
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Take nasty nail from under the bed.
Eliminate clock with nasty nail.
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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2008, 11:37:15 AM » |
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Slam the clock and keep on sleeping. (It's 4 o'clock in the morning, goddammit!) You slam the clock. It seems to have stopped shaking now, so you go back to sleep.   Suddenly, you wake up and look at the clock - You're late for work! |
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2008, 11:38:40 AM » |
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decide you're not going to work today.
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2008, 11:41:57 AM » |
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Fuck work. Call your boss and tell that selfish capitalist pig to go fuck himself.
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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2008, 12:06:31 PM » |
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Remove black loincloth.
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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2008, 12:20:00 PM » |
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Fuck work. Call your boss and tell that selfish capitalist pig to go fuck himself.
 You get real angry and worked up, and you're about to call your boss, but then you realize there's no phone in your inventory, hell, you don't even have any clothes to have an inventory in! |
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2008, 12:24:19 PM » |
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use curtains to make clothes
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2008, 12:28:59 PM » |
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examine room.
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2008, 12:55:13 PM » |
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Everything is better in person! Go to you boss and piss in his coffee cup!
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Madness takes its toll please have exact change.
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2008, 12:55:23 PM » |
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Throw clock out window
EDIT: Open window, then throw clock out window.
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« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2008, 01:21:20 PM » |
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 You open the window, and stare into the vast empty space out there, readying yourself to throw the clock.  Wait, space?  As you float in space, you notice there's not much to breathe around here, so you attempt to salvage what air is still in your lungs. A spaceship is flying by in drift-mode. |
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« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2008, 01:22:56 PM » |
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Raise thumb.
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« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2008, 01:23:59 PM » |
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Get his/her/its attention!
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« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2008, 01:25:43 PM » |
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Make sensual gestures in hope that the alien pilot is into male humans.
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« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2008, 01:27:57 PM » |
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Embark on a desperate quest to find back the piece of cloth that was in front of your sex
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« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2008, 01:32:48 PM » |
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raise middle finger
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