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« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2007, 05:43:48 PM »

Yeah, I guess burgers aren't really in the spirit of things, but perhaps you could also eat Doritos in addition to burgers, and when you ate Doritos you would get that weird fake cheese powder all over your hands, which would make it difficult to grip your guns, so you would need to press a button to wipe your hands on your trousers, leaving a grimy, orange smear which would stay permanently until you could get directions to a one hundred percent realistic laundromat.

Keep in mind that all this would be happening in real-time.
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« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2007, 02:12:49 AM »

Press a button to wipe hands? For true realism, it has to have motion detection! You should be able to use a Wii or PS3 controller to make realistic wiping motions on your pants which are mimicked onscreen, in reeeealtime!
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« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2007, 02:20:29 AM »

You need a wii controller strapped to each finger, and a PS3 controller on each joint on your arms/legs.  You'd also have a DS strapped to your face, so you could have voice recognition, AND tongue detection.  When you lick the DS screen, it licks doritos cheese powder off your fingers in realtime.
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« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2007, 08:15:59 PM »

Clearly, Cave Story is the greatest example of Doritos product placement ever.



Shiny glowing triangles of deliciousnes ftw.
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« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2007, 09:43:04 PM »

I dunno, Doritos are generally isoceles triangles, not equilateral ones. Those might be corn chips or quesadillas.
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« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2007, 10:13:05 PM »

Forget videogames -- they should do a special limited edition reprint of Euclid's Elements.

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« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2007, 11:07:44 AM »

I think I'll never be able to eat Doritos again.
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« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2007, 11:38:06 AM »

Is it because of my doritoes? I can provide photo
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« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2007, 09:36:42 AM »

I thought those things in Cave Story were cones, based on the one circle frame which appears to me like the base facing the viewer.
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« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2007, 04:19:51 PM »

zomg, the finalists.
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« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2007, 05:21:23 PM »

Oh. My. God.

Fuck guys, they mopped the floor with our B-Game Competition! No way we can beat THAT!
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