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[battlerager]

throw clock at window

[Rory]

>rifle through backpack in search of important plot device

[Hideous]

> look outside to find Bill Gates climbing the building.

[cyber95]

>Go outside and lay in front of bulldozer

[Xion]

clean privates with tongue, then leave the room.

[Valter]

>seppuku

[KennEH!]

>Grab yer gun and set a blaze to those who dare disturb your beauty sleep.

[Melly]

> Rifle through backpack in search of important plot device



You quickly go to your backpack (avoiding glass shards on the way) in order to look for something that will help in this situation.

Inside your (unequiped) backpack you find:

- Jerb, your pet chinchila. He likes sleeping in one of the compartments. He's still asleep.

- Sammich.

- A strange looking orb (you found it on the sidewalk one day). You like to stare at its magical swirling lights.

You're not sure which of those items would be useful right now.

> Why on earth do I look like a cat?

Good question. You're pretty sure you were born this way, maybe due to the desires of the higher being that designed this world. It's good during winters at least.

> Look outside and find Bill Gates climbing the building



Only one person would be capable of this, you think. Indeed, Bill Gates must be the cause of this mess! After sweeping the glass to the side a bit with the fallen piece of the shutters you open the window to look outside and face him.



You were right about the fact that there IS something climbing the building. It's not exactly Bill Gates, but a giant mythical dragon. You wonder if it also has a multibillion software enterprise.





It thrusts its claw right through your room's wall grabbing you, holding you in front of itself 20 floors above the ground. It's a bit of an awkward and unsettling situation.

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[Xion]

feed dragon sammich in hopes of satisfying its potentially existent appetite.

[Rory]

feed dragon chinchilla in hopes of satisfying its potentially existent appetite.

[battlerager]

Engage in epic staredown with dragon

[Gnarf]

> count on being cute

( )

[KennEH!]

Get yiffy on his ass. :D

[Cerogravian]

Bite off own tail to escape clutches of obviously chivalrous dragon.

[Soulliard]

feed dragon orb in hopes of satisfying its potentially existent appetite.

[Fifth]

>Hold orb firmly in front of dragon and attempt to gain mastery over it

[Hideous]

Feed dragon Bill Gates magic ball in order to make it explode.

[Inane]

> Feed Jerb the dragon.

[andy wolff]

> Hissy fit; fall to ground; land on all fours; flee

[Melly]

> Feed dragon sammich/chinchilla/orb in hopes of satisfying its potentially existent appetite



Unfortunately you forgot to -equip- your backpack before being grabbed by the dragon. The items are still inside it in your now ruined bedroom. You hope it didn't disturb Jerb. He can be unbearable if you don't let him sleep at least 14 hours.

> Engage in epic staredown with dragon



You muster the best stare that you can. The dragon sees it as a challenge, and stares at you back.







30 minutes later it doesn't seem it'll get anywhere, until a bird lands on your head. You maintain your focus while the dragon gives it a glance, securing your victory. The dragon hangs his head in shame while you chase the bird away. You don't want poo on you right now.

After accepting defeat, the dragon speaks to you. He tells you that he came looking for a proud, brave warrior, but everybody he meets around here cry out scared and run away from him. You were the first to stand up to him, so you've earned his respect.



He says he comes from an alternate dimension under siege by the evil and powerful Masked Wizard. His brethren is all but extinct, and he desperately fled to this world in search of one that could wield a powerful artifact that could destroy the wizard.

Unfortunately, the wizard cursed him not to be able to speak the name or nature of this artifact. But he is certain it resides somewhere in the building you live in right now.

He asks your decision. Will you help him? He also mentions that after the Wizard is through with his world he'll certainly turn to yours, and one of the first things he does is abolish all chocolate and videogames.

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