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« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2008, 10:22:46 PM » |
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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2008, 04:29:56 PM » |
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Chris Whitman
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War has broken out in post-apocalyptic Neo-Hawaii as the evil government of Eurasia has developed a devastating new weapon which distorts time and space. The only man who can stop them: Howard J. Cowgribbler, an aging and mentally infirm man whose severe bone deformations, caused by a child deficiency of vitamin D, have left him the sole inhabitant of Neo-Hawaii able to cope with the bizarre spacial anomalies resulting from the attack. Convinced that the robots of the Eurasian government are stealing his medicine, Howard dons his lopsided, yellow and blue safety helmet and heads out into the countryside, squinting and yelling incomprehensibly at everyone and everything in his path. |
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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2008, 05:00:10 PM » |
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You play as Will Harvey, crack skeleton detective. Your latest case is trying to find out who killed the Highlander franchise. Use your extra short scythe to discover new clues and solve problems, with over two mini-games! Also, be amazed at the life like graphics due to blast processing! The first in a planned trilogy, to be released every holiday season until the franchise dies. |
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« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2008, 04:11:41 AM » |
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War has broken out in post-apocalyptic Neo-Hawaii as the evil government of Eurasia has developed a devastating new weapon which distorts time and space. The only man who can stop them: Howard J. Cowgribbler, an aging and mentally infirm man whose severe bone deformations, caused by a child deficiency of vitamin D, have left him the sole inhabitant of Neo-Hawaii able to cope with the bizarre spacial anomalies resulting from the attack.
Convinced that the robots of the Eurasian government are stealing his medicine, Howard dons his lopsided, yellow and blue safety helmet and heads out into the countryside, squinting and yelling incomprehensibly at everyone and everything in his path.
That was beautiful. |
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« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2008, 05:42:59 AM » |
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 Edit: This would make an amazing competition. Don't know why I didn't vote for it in the competition poll! |
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"What's that thing at the end of the large intestine? Because that's exactly what you've done here." - Ray Smuckles, Achewood. My music. Will compose for free! |
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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2008, 01:33:08 PM » |
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I'm voting for a compo like this in the pools, just because of this box. |
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Madness takes its toll please have exact change.
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« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2008, 12:21:17 PM » |
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Is that his own head, or someone else's? Excellent cover :D Here are two more:  Tag line: "They told him it would be a routine mission into the Beta Sector, that it would only involve BASIC PROGRAMMING. They lied." (Program AI for your drones? A space adventure?)  ... |
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« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2008, 12:47:52 PM » |
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Renton
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« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2008, 01:34:13 PM » |
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Albino Jedi in a speedo, mind you.
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« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2008, 02:29:21 PM » |
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Albino Jedi in a speedo, mind you.
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« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2008, 04:09:30 PM » |
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Space Raptor, mind you.
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« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2008, 04:48:54 PM » |
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Albino Jedi in a speedo, mind you.
...with a sensory deprivation mask. VS. RAPTOR |
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« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2008, 06:06:34 PM » |
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After the Headless Horseman took up body building he suddenly found himself falling through a trapdoor and into an arena of death, where all the competitors were really slaves that were forced to put on excessive amounts of showmanship and if they didn't entertain enough their heads would be removed with an axe. As the only slave capable of being immune to this punishment the Headless Horseman must undertake this epic quest for vengeance, honor, and duct tape. Knowing not who is behind this madness nor the way out of it, he knows only that his armpit tastes really really bad. |
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« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2008, 06:08:08 PM » |
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In the future, burly, headless men must breastfeed severed heads to survive! This is not a game which would sell well... (outside of Japan.) |
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« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2008, 03:16:53 PM » |
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In the future, burly, headless men must breastfeed severed heads to survive! This is not a game which would sell well... (outside of Japan.) First I thought you said befriend severed heads. Then I reread your post...  |
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« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2008, 11:54:25 PM » |
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I'm thinking his throat is dry because of the air blowing through it, so he has to drink his own milk or he will die of thirst. The gameplay could be that you can throw your head around to solve puzzles, but if it stays away from the body too long it will die.
I really want to do this as a compo now.
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« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2008, 10:34:03 AM » |
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In the future, burly, headless men must breastfeed severed heads to survive! This is not a game which would sell well... (outside of Japan.) First I thought you said befriend severed heads. Then I reread your post... Looks to me like the head is probably quite uncomfortable due to the amount of armpit sweat on his him. Also, this reminds me of Dynamite Headdy and this old master system game where you were a skeleton.... EDIT: had written INSIDE the quote ;P |
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« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2008, 11:41:26 AM » |
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