A crazy amount has happened since the last update. Paradigm is now funded and smashing stretch goals.
First off, PewDiePie played my game, jesus it blew my mind!
Here are the stretch goals completed so far
I also painted my head in a jar to showcase the $350 pledge
I also created some new add ons.
+$10 PARADIGM AUDIO MESSAGE: I'll record 1-15s audio of anything you like me to say (as long as it's not super offensive) as either Paradigm, John 3000 or Doug. You'll receive it as either MP3 or FLAC
+ $15 EXTRA DIGITAL COPY OF THE GAME : PC, Mac and Linux
+$15 PHYSICAL PARADIGM FLOPPY DISK: You will get the official Paradigm floppy disk with an astonishing 1.4mb of space.
This is what you will receive, each and every floppy is made custom by me and will have actual content on them.
On the floppy it will include two short stories from the world and an exclusive image from Paradigm which you can't find anywhere else. (You will get an email with some of its contents, however for the people who like easter eggs, there will be floppy exclusive content)
Here is a short description of one of the short stories.
Pensioners ParadiseLeaps and bounds have been made in modern medicine allowing man-kind to live longer than ever. However because of this, the elderly populations have sky rocketed outnumbering the young. They are forced by the government to retire. And are left with nothing to do but to watch “Midsomer Murders” and “Rosemary & Thyme” re-runs on TV. They grow tired and bored of this, eventually leading them to rebel against the government. They begin to rally together and create the most vicious organised crime gangs in history.
Think of the movie “Warriors” but with your grandparents.
Thanks again for the support guys <3