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« Reply #60 on: October 14, 2014, 07:18:58 AM » |
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> give 50 coins, grudgingly
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« Reply #61 on: October 14, 2014, 09:06:47 AM » |
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> give 50 coins, grudgingly
You give The Surface 50 of your 100 gold coins. You push the coins into its skin and they are absorbed. After a moment The Surface starts to pulse and expand. The water vibrates as thunderous roars echo through the chamber. The Surface grows and grows until it looks as though it could burst at any moment. A hairline fracture rips across its slimy exterior, from which expels burning hot steam. The fracture widens and widens. The Surface collapses in a heap in front of you like a deflated balloon. You can see something writing under the deflated skin of The Surface. You have 50 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a lighter. What do you do? |
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« Reply #62 on: October 14, 2014, 09:19:53 AM » |
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>examine writhing
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« Reply #63 on: October 14, 2014, 09:24:16 AM » |
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>examine writhing
You peel away the skin to find a small wiggling jellyfish type creature. It coos softly at you. You have 50 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a lighter. What do you do? |
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« Reply #64 on: October 14, 2014, 09:26:55 AM » |
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> gingerly touch jellyfish creature. if safe, carry
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« Reply #65 on: October 14, 2014, 09:31:32 AM » |
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> gingerly touch jellyfish creature. if safe, carry
You poke and prod the creature for a moment. It reaches its tentacles out toward you, and a small voice echos inside your head. "Pick me up!" Without questioning you pick up the creature and it scurries up your arm and rests on your head. Confused, you hear another voice in your head. "The exit isn't far. Head that way!" The creature stretches a tentacle to the left. You have 50 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a demon hat. You have a lighter. What do you do? |
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« Reply #66 on: October 14, 2014, 10:10:27 AM » |
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>indeed head that way
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« Reply #67 on: October 14, 2014, 11:10:59 AM » |
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>indeed head that way
You slosh through the water and eventually come to a locked heavy wooden door. "This is it" says the voice in your skull. You have 50 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a demon hat. You have a lighter. What do you do? |
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« Reply #68 on: October 14, 2014, 11:16:10 AM » |
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>burn that door
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« Reply #69 on: October 14, 2014, 11:30:28 AM » |
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>burn that door
The door is completely saturated with water and does not burn. "Why did you think that would work, idiot?" echoes the voice. You have 50 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a demon hat. You have a lighter. What do you do? |
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« Reply #70 on: October 14, 2014, 11:32:12 AM » |
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>converse with demon hat. ask about possible courses of action.
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« Reply #71 on: October 14, 2014, 12:58:03 PM » |
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>sleep it's not worth it
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« Reply #72 on: October 14, 2014, 01:03:36 PM » |
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>converse with demon hat. ask about possible courses of action.
You ask the demon hat what to do. "You need a key, dummy." >sleep it's not worth it
You lay down and try to sleep in the water, but that is stupid, and you can't do it. You have 50 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a demon hat. You have a lighter. What do you do? |
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« Reply #73 on: October 14, 2014, 01:09:15 PM » |
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>go back to the room you were in before this; see if the old man is awake. if he is, apologize for stealing his shoes and then ask him for a key
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« Reply #74 on: October 14, 2014, 01:19:08 PM » |
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>go back to the room you were in before this; see if the old man is awake. if he is, apologize for stealing his shoes and then ask him for a key
You find you way back to the ladder and climb back up to the old man, who is now dead. You have 50 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a demon hat. You have a lighter. What do you do? |
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« Reply #75 on: October 14, 2014, 01:21:21 PM » |
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« Reply #76 on: October 14, 2014, 01:27:41 PM » |
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>Try to poop the key
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« Reply #77 on: October 14, 2014, 01:30:43 PM » |
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>Try to poop the key
You brace yourself against the table and desperately try to poop. No matter how hard you try, no matter how much force you exert, you can only must a tiny poot of air. The demon hat laughs. "It isn't coming out that end, buddy". You have 50 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a demon hat. You have a lighter. What do you do? |
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« Reply #78 on: October 14, 2014, 01:33:43 PM » |
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>induce vomiting by drinking as much dirty water as possible and then sticking your grubby finger into the back of your throat
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« Reply #79 on: October 14, 2014, 01:41:24 PM » |
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>induce vomiting by drinking as much dirty water as possible and then sticking your grubby finger into the back of your throat
You can't find any dirty water. Your finger will have to do. You put the demon hat on the table and it watches in horror as you do the most vile things imaginable to induce vomiting. You ralph up the key. You have 50 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a demon hat. You have a key. You have a lighter. What do you do? |
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