Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

 
Advanced search

1360348 Posts in 63323 Topics- by 55177 Members - Latest Member: 2lucasandrew

May 20, 2019, 05:45:12 PM

Need hosting? Check out Digital Ocean
(more details in this thread)
TIGSource ForumsCommunityDevLogsChair Fucker - A game about fucking chairs
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5
Print
Author Topic: Chair Fucker - A game about fucking chairs  (Read 7431 times)
chairfucker
Level 0
**


ultimate power


View Profile WWW
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2015, 03:19:58 PM »

please think long and hard (lol) about the mechanics of fucking each chair. you remember when ubisoft spent millions of dollars and several years making a splinter cell game about sam fisher grabbing chairs in different ways and looking at them really studiously, figuring out the best way to grab and hold the chair etc. think like that, but sexually.

Whoa, uh, I did not realize the amount of chair fondling tech (UbiFondleEngine(TM)) that went into those. Was this Splinter Cell: Conviction? I need to know... for research Who, Me?
Logged

gimymblert
Level 10
*****


The archivest master, leader of all documents


View Profile
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2015, 03:22:21 PM »

It was cancelled for being too close to ass creed (dev at the same time) look for beard fisher and social stealth (not bald infiltrated fisher).

edit: yes early version of conviction
http://www.unseen64.net/2010/05/08/splinter-cell-conviction-xbox-360-ps3-pc-beta/
Logged

UmutD
Level 1
*



View Profile WWW
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2015, 03:46:44 PM »

Can we caress the chairs at the same time?

Also, cowchairs.
Logged

Superb Joe
Level 10
*****



View Profile
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2015, 04:08:09 PM »



[schwarzenegger voice] Chair to seat you.
Logged
gimymblert
Level 10
*****


The archivest master, leader of all documents


View Profile
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2015, 04:18:33 PM »



[schwarzenegger voice] Chair to seat you.

executive chairperson, please someone call the board, it's meeting time
Logged

AndyCee
Level 0
**


View Profile
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2015, 04:26:55 PM »

The comical value in this is pure brilliance. Some ideas:

1. If you don't fuck the chair correctly then can the chair rebuff you?
2. Can we have foreplay to get the chair in the right mood?
3. Can we have different sexual positions? It would be amusing to see a chair on top or whatever.
4. Can we have threesomes? Two chairs at once.
5. Can we have an orgy in a chair factory?

The amusement value is endless… I hope you sell millions  Toast Left
Logged
Superb Joe
Level 10
*****



View Profile
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2015, 04:31:53 PM »

i trust that you have mechanical ideas beyond simply pressing a button rhythmically
Logged
CullenCoyote
Level 0
**

@cullenddwyer


View Profile WWW
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2015, 05:11:59 PM »

oh my god
Logged

Handsome Mr. Frog Released on Steam!
Armageddon
Level 6
*



View Profile
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2015, 05:32:14 PM »

i trust that you have mechanical ideas beyond simply pressing a button rhythmically
I'm guessing it's a clicker game. Pretty good idea for one to be honest I like it, but I wouldn't pay for it.
Logged

RyanB
Level 0
***


FIRE + SKULLS = AWESOME


View Profile WWW
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2015, 08:00:59 PM »

I think critter needs a tail or something.  Some secondary action on his thrusts would really sell it.

Logged

Juskelis
Level 1
*



View Profile
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2015, 09:54:26 PM »

I'm guessing it's a clicker game.
Judging from the pictures it looks like it could be a rhythm game, which makes sense?

What would be really funny/mechanically interesting is that for every "on time" thrust you make, it fills up a climax bar, and when that climax bar fills, well, you get it. BUT you would have to last a certain amount of time, which is always longer than a perfect session allows.
Logged

gimymblert
Level 10
*****


The archivest master, leader of all documents


View Profile
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2015, 09:57:50 PM »

lapis
Logged

fall_ark
Level 1
*



View Profile
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2015, 11:23:34 PM »

Judging from the pictures it looks like it could be a rhythm game, which makes sense?

What would be really funny/mechanically interesting is that for every "on time" thrust you make, it fills up a climax bar, and when that climax bar fills, well, you get it you get to sit on the chair and have a smoke.

Honestly though there's so much room for additions. Dinner with wine and candles, buying accessories for the chair or even a chair dungeon...I mean, people already do that to guns.
Logged

Chinese localizer and influencer. Translated Dead Cells, Slay the Spire, The Count Lucanor, and involved in the localization of Reigns, The Curious Expedition, Desktop Dungeons, etc.
Now also coordinating Chinese and global publishing for Indienova and WhisperGames. Send me an email if interested.
Superb Joe
Level 10
*****



View Profile
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2015, 11:48:00 PM »



Logged
ProgramGamer
Administrator
Level 10
******


The programmer of games


View Profile
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2015, 11:51:01 PM »

What have you done to my youtube history Sad
Logged

chairfucker
Level 0
**


ultimate power


View Profile WWW
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2015, 02:48:51 AM »



[schwarzenegger voice] Chair to seat you.

That poor chair doesn't need to put up with that shit.


The comical value in this is pure brilliance. Some ideas:

1. If you don't fuck the chair correctly then can the chair rebuff you?
2. Can we have foreplay to get the chair in the right mood?
3. Can we have different sexual positions? It would be amusing to see a chair on top or whatever.
4. Can we have threesomes? Two chairs at once.
5. Can we have an orgy in a chair factory?

The amusement value is endless… I hope you sell millions  Toast Left
1. Yes. Right now you have to basically swoon the chair and then you can get it's digits, but if you don't call regularly or you come back and do a terrible job they gunnn leave.
3. The concept has popped into my brains in the past that you could rotate/change positions on the chair.
I really want to add the ability to perhaps y'know, let the chair have a go at you. Here is my design document for that.
4. Perhaps in the deluxe HD PS4 remake?
5.

Logged

chairfucker
Level 0
**


ultimate power


View Profile WWW
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2015, 02:51:23 AM »


What would be really funny/mechanically interesting is that for every "on time" thrust you make, it fills up a climax bar, and when that climax bar fills, well, you get it you get to sit on the chair and have a smoke.

Honestly though there's so much room for additions. Dinner with wine and candles, buying accessories for the chair or even a chair dungeon...I mean, people already do that to guns.


I LOVE THIS OH GOD, I'm going to have to at least put that in as a pillow talk animation.
Logged

chairfucker
Level 0
**


ultimate power


View Profile WWW
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2015, 02:52:04 AM »

What have you done to my youtube history Sad

My google search history now has "Sam Fisher sexually harassing chairs"
Logged

chairfucker
Level 0
**


ultimate power


View Profile WWW
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2015, 02:55:58 AM »

Also, cowchairs.

Good idea. Right now we have zebra skins for chairs. Those are sorta like athletic cows, right?
Logged

verticalvertex
Level 1
*



View Profile
« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2015, 03:31:42 AM »

Quote



My reaction playing chair fucker;D
Logged

It's all good.
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5
Print
Jump to:  

Theme orange-lt created by panic