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[Dank Spaghetti]

What is It??? i am trying to make a game in game maker and i needed some people who are actually Experts in these as i have been Migrating From Fusion 2.5 ( ) and i feel like game maker is a more flexible IDE and i have this idea for a long time now  

What i know about game maker i've used this tool sometimes when i feel like using but i cant seem to learn anything and have never done anything with as of the moment but luckily found this tool called DnD to GML so hopefully i might contribute to the programmer that i am paying for

Requirements Just a Background in Game Maker will do but also needs a little more understanding and patience as i learn slowly (and my brain is rally rusty tbh)  

Where to find me email me here at [email protected]



DIDN'T I DELETE THIS POST??!!!



EDIT!!!!:Oh and Please don't give me a resume that has a lot of your achievements and awards as i can't afford that kind of skill and i am only looking for a small indie programmer with only a sufficient amount of skill in Game maker

~THANKS  

[Orymus]

What CAN you afford?

[Thomas Finch]

What CAN you afford?

I wouldn't really bother. I'm pretty sure he's trolling. Not sure why.

[Dank Spaghetti]

Why would i troll inside the dev forum??...oh and i am serious about the price

[ProgramGamer]

What price? You never mentioned a specific range or estimate. Also, memes don't look very good on a job request page. I get that you're trying to make things more lively, but it just ends up looking very unprofessional. Maybe post something related to your project instead? You could also benefit from adding more information to your post such as how long the project might take, or, well, any information at all, because right now there is almost no concrete information on what you would want a programmer to do for you.

The only reason I'm providing this feedback is because Programmer requests are the most scarce on TIG, especially paid ones. So when you want to hire a programmer, you have to be serious about it, and professional too. Make an effort and show us something that would make us want to be a part of your project.

[Thomas Finch]

I emailed him before his edit giving him the benefit of the doubt. He was asking for an expert. I gave him my portfolio and he said I must be too expensive. That's when he edited that he only needs someone decent. I told him my prices are fair and negotiable and asked him for more information about the project like how long development would be, what kind of game is it, etc. He said, "Just programming... how much will it cost?" Fed up, I just said a million dollars.

He said, "oh my god....lawl hahahahahh Nice Donald Trump reference you got there...i wanna make a trippy platformer game so i can join the 420 mountain dew army"

Trust me, he's either trolling or completely delusional. Either way, I wouldn't recommend working with him.

[ProgramGamer]

[Orymus]

Trust me, he's either trolling or completely delusional. Either way, I wouldn't recommend working with him.

Or 13...

[Dank Spaghetti]

Trust me, he's either trolling or completely delusional. Either way, I wouldn't recommend working with him.

Or 13...

i should close this thread i am getting a lot of hate

[SHOKIZM]

Hi - I have sent you an email from my hotmail - I'm not a 'master' but I have a few finished games under my belt.