First of all, yay!
Okay, now for another middle-of-the-night-idea-from-my-rapidly-sinking-tired-out-brain. Brain storming time... Even though it's too late for me to have a brain...
Idea:
You are a fly. You must seek as many poop piles to inject with eggs as possible for the rest of your limited lifetime while avoiding the deadly phantom, known as the Headless Horsefly, who seeks to cut your life shorter than it already is! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Idea:
Okay, this time, the cockpit in the game is your school desk. You must use the various weapons/tools (i.e. eraser pieces, pencils, paper airplanes, old rotting food, etc.) available on/in your school desk to torment your teacher who is walking back and forth writing boring stuff on the chalkboard. Keep in mind that this teacher is just WAITING to get some evidence on you and have you sent to the office (oh noes), so you have to be careful to attack the teacher while he/she is looking at the chalk board, or somewhere else, so that he/she has no evidence to support their suspicions. There's another hazard... The teacher's pet... You can't have him/her seeing you in action either, but if they do happen to catch you, you can spend some points (earned by attacking the teacher successfully) to bribe them not to say anything.
I'm only writing this total crap for you Melly, so GO GO GO! YOU CAN DO IT!