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[Business Bear]

VAPOR REACTOR
A Brand New Company That Is Going To Change The Video Game World Completely And Forever

Product name:
Constellation Destiny

About us:
Vapor Reactor is a huge new company that is starting in business and will sell video games!  We have all had jobs before, and are black belts in public relations.

Purpose:
Money

Our gift to you:
We can hire you as a full time game developer!  You will get to work in the real life game industry like we have always wanted!  We will pay you in stock, but eventually stock grows into money!  Trust us we have all had jobs.

Project details:
Confidential marketing strategy.  NDA!  ROFL

Technologies:
BillyBear4Kids.com Learn2Draw Paint Program

SERIOUS APPLICANTS ONLY.  DON'T REPLY HERE OR PM ME I'M TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT JUST E-MAIL ME

[Mipe]

The humors! They do nothing! 

[Business Bear]

If this doesn't prove me serious, I don't know what will...

[Eclipse]

this is the best NOW HIRING thread i've ever seen







also because you've not posted your email address

[Fuzz]

Hire me, I drew a high quality picture of Gomez from Fez using BillyBear4Kids!

[Glyph]

I see the competition is on for this job is on! I have mastered Learn2Draw, I daresay, all but the scary button thing and the intimidating control panel. I shall blow away the competition with my Kid's Drawing prowess! Why here is on I just whipped up!

As you can see, it's an informative picture, it's almost all of Lincoln's Gettysburg address in an easy to read format, for youngsters!
Job please!
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literally, I did that. It took a half hour and it IS 3/4 of the Gettysburg address. I know how to do nothing, sloooow.

[agj]

I don't need a job, because I'm INDIE.

IF YOU'RE NOT INDIE, FUCK YOU.