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[GregWS]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: 

General is suffering under the colonial burden of THREAD POLLUTION!!!  Gentleman, it is time for us to do battle with this steam powered threat, and BREAK THE STEAM PIPE OF ITS OPPRESSION!!! 

As a long time fighter of thread pollution (you may remember the classic "post funny shit here" thread), this new wave of "spam" must be defeated, so the weak, yet wise threads that come here may see sunlight and grow into the beautiful flowers that they are.

BUT THERE ARE THINGS WE WANT TO SAY!!!  AND THREADS ARE FOR SAYING THINGS!!!  This is why THREAD POLLUTION is such a cunning menace...it knows our weakness...

But gentlemen, I KNOW ITS WEAKNESS!!!  THIS THREAD!!!  Post here, tell your short stories, ask your small questions, FIGHT THE POWER!!! 

EDIT: Just to be clear, the bold caps are for comedic effect, hilarious shouting, not mean shouting.

[ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres)]

First off!

IT'S = it is
ITS = the possessive of it (something that is owned by it)

I normally don't mind since if it's just once it's a typo, but if it happens twice in succession it's probably not knowing the distinction.

Second off!

This is what moderators are for. Maybe we need more of them? Melly seems to be doing everything himself. I suggest Bennett for moderator, he's fairly fair.

[Don Andy]

Derek should pick any new moderators and Derek alone. He seems to know his shit and if he were to pick one I knew he'd do the job right.

Or Melly could just pick one, because I like Melly.

[GregWS]

First off!

IT'S = it is
ITS = the possessive of it (something that is owned by it)

I know which is right, I just mess it up unintentionally way too often...fixing now.

Derek should pick any new moderators and Derek alone. He seems to know his shit and if he were to pick one I knew he'd do the job right.

Yes.  And who said this had to be done by mods?  (Probably a conspirator!  )

[Super Joe]

Well personally I think Derek should make me a mod because I'm a clamoring whiny baby. Give me power over other whiny babies! I'm a gay baby! This pacifier has evil intentions! Whoa! Droppin' fireballs like the towering inferno bitch!!!

[ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres)]

Nobody said it has to be mods, but there's nothing any of us can do about cleaning thread pollution that is not our own, and those that pollute threads regularly are not exactly Captain Planets, so will take no heed of this message.

[ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres)]

Well personally I think Derek should make me a mod because I'm a clamoring whiny baby. Give me power over other whiny babies! I'm a gay baby! This pacifier has evil intentions! Whoa! Droppin' fireballs like the towering inferno bitch!!!

I agree that Super Joe would make a great moderator, but only when he's not high on stevia water.

[Melly]

I can't pick moderators. The Derek did not bless us with such power.

I hereby state that all threads that are stupid will be sent to Hades. If the creator contests it and gives a good argument I might return it. Yes, I can return them. Do'nt ask how.

Such knowledge has been forbidden to be exposed by the Almighty Martha. All hail Martha, for she is Death, destroyer of worlds.

She also does some great interior designs.  

[GregWS]

Nobody said it has to be mods, but there's nothing any of us can do about cleaning thread pollution that is not our own, and those that pollute threads regularly are not exactly Captain Planets, so will take no heed of this message.

I wouldn't have created this if I agreed with that pessimistic sentiment.  TIGers are better than that.  

[Ivan]

MAR! THA!

MAR! THA!

MAR! THA!

[Melly]

Okay, now shut up with the Martha idolizing. Let this thread be now open to random posts that do not deserve their own threads.

[Renton]

YOUR and YOU'RE are different things! As are THEIR and THERE! I'M LOOKING AT YOU, NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS WHO CAN'T SPELL!

ALSO: No LOLs, ROFLs and such. And no 4chan memes. Many of us here can not stand them. And NO HUGE GRAPHIC SIGNATURES!

[Super Joe]

cave story is bad. well, that's my piece.

[Melly]

But you made it.

[Xion]

If you have really really low expectations of everything you'll almost always be pleasantly surprised.


I do not like this smiley . It shames me.

[Tanner]

Hi, I'm Tanner and I support this thread.

Does anyone else think grilled cheese sandwiches are delicious?
They are my favorite.

[Jad]

YOUR and YOU'RE are different things! As are THEIR and THERE! I'M LOOKING AT YOU, NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS WHO CAN'T SPELL!

ALSO: No LOLs, ROFLs and such. And no 4chan memes. Many of us here can not stand them. And NO HUGE GRAPHIC SIGNATURES!

YOU ARE WRONG! Not about first thing OBVIOUSLY can't stand those misspellings seriously what is wrong with that anyway.

BUT THE SECOND ONE WHAT THE HECK. You can fight the faggotry that is the ingnorance and complete apathy that is /b/ posting but the ACTUAL stupid jokes that come out of it, can you please just stand them for a while. I think shoop da woop face is hilarious because it's SUDDEN INAPPROPRIATE BLACKFACE that shoots LASER. And for some reason the whole phenomenon is called SHOOP DA WOOP. It breaks my brain and then my brain is broken and happy.

There are lots of inappropriate things that are fun and this seriously just one of them.

On the other hand I think everything that involves laser is cool so whatever.

BUT YES I still agree and that's what annoys me. Just accepting the /b/ness and just saying YEAH THAT MINDSET IS A-OK AHUH GUYS is something I never want but please let people use some harmless rofls and zomglols and whatnot, goddamnit, that's not what defines a person anyways. D: RAGE

[GregWS]

With or without a single tomato slice?

[Xion]

tomatoes are doubleplus undelicious.

[shinygerbil]

websites for the grammatically righteous

      www.loseloose.com

  www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com


or depending on how you look at it, websites for the terminally pedantic.