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« Reply #120 on: October 03, 2016, 05:25:51 AM » |
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for the price of a mere comfortable middle class living, i will start including hard hitting political messages into my posts about Transformers: Devastation, Resident Evil 5, or Bionic COmmanod
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Capntastic
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« Reply #121 on: October 03, 2016, 05:56:06 AM » |
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ClumsyPoorMan is a funny name
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« Reply #122 on: October 03, 2016, 06:23:31 AM » |
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I would also be willing to settle for other, even more degrading pseudonyms if the pay is adequate.
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« Reply #123 on: October 03, 2016, 06:46:40 AM » |
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To my friend Elon Musk,
I know our last deal fell through and I would like to formally apologize for publicly calling you a coward and traitor. However, since I last contacted you, new opportunities for collaboration have presented themselves.
If it is in any way possible, I would like to be installed on a secret base on Mars, from where I could send shitposts to Earth using military grade satellite technology. Given enough supplies, I could produce about 500-600 shitposts a day, mainly consisting of irreverent jabs at minor celebrities. I would grow food using my own poop as fertilizer, in a manner similar to what was shown in the Hollywood Blockbuster "The Martian", starring Matt Damon. I would collect my profits, which will still have to negotiate, upon my return to Earth directly from you. Please contact me for further details.
Your business partner, Silbereisen
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Superb Joe
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« Reply #124 on: October 03, 2016, 06:50:41 AM » |
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I'm willing to shit on Matt Damon for money.
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« Reply #125 on: October 03, 2016, 08:17:05 AM » |
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[...] I would grow food using my own poop as fertilizer, [...] Does this still work when you're having a bad case of diarrhea?
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Where's the Spelunky 2 DevLog, Derek?
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« Reply #126 on: October 03, 2016, 08:54:06 AM » |
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works better due to increased production
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Superb Joe
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« Reply #127 on: October 03, 2016, 09:28:03 AM » |
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from each according to his ability, to each according to ass pee
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« Reply #128 on: November 20, 2016, 05:00:52 PM » |
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thanks oculus guy
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Superb Joe
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« Reply #129 on: November 21, 2016, 01:10:27 AM » |
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I'm willing to shit on Matt Damon for money.
hit me up fellas, it's Christmas soon
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« Reply #131 on: December 06, 2016, 09:36:40 AM » |
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Once again I would like to thank Mr. Palmolive Lucky Charms of the Obulus Rafting company for proving that, contrary to popular belief, tech industry leaders are not self absorbed privileged fuckheads with the social awareness of a banana (a fairly socially unaware fruit).
Truly, thank you.
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Schoq
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« Reply #132 on: December 06, 2016, 03:37:48 PM » |
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what's worse the uncanny valley or silicon valley
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♡ ♥ make games, not money ♥ ♡
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b∀ kkusa
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« Reply #133 on: December 06, 2016, 04:16:45 PM » |
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the uncanny silicon
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Manuel Magalhães
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« Reply #134 on: December 07, 2016, 02:48:04 AM » |
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the lesson here is that meme magic sucks
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Schoq
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« Reply #137 on: April 20, 2017, 01:29:24 AM » |
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I don't understand why beheading the rich is such a controversial proposal in some circles
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♡ ♥ make games, not money ♥ ♡
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« Reply #138 on: April 20, 2017, 08:07:15 AM » |
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Maybe the real agenda was trying to ruin Chrono Trigger for everyone.
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Manuel Magalhães
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« Reply #139 on: April 20, 2017, 08:33:09 AM » |
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First Pepe, now Chrono Trigger?
Enough is enough.
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