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_glitch
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« on: December 25, 2016, 06:04:10 AM »

If someone got crazy statements which make sense, then please post it here! I could use them in my games.
I've searched for some in the interwebz but I've heard them like 10000 times before... So maybe I can find some fresh statements here. Thanks. Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2016, 04:08:07 PM »

What's a crazy statement? An example would help...
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2016, 11:40:20 PM »

Oh yeah, of course it would... Sorry guys for not describing what I want.
I mean sentences which could be said by crazy people, but these sentences have to be logic. Examples would be things like the statements of Septimus Signus from TES V: Skyrim.
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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2016, 11:59:01 PM »

One example is: "When the top level was built, no more could be placed. It was and is the maximal apex."
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2016, 04:16:50 AM »

I think it might help with more context? Is this for a character or is it for loading screens or what? Do you care about it being original (I guess not since otherwise you wouldn't google for quotes)?
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2016, 05:03:46 AM »

I googled for inspiration. They are for a character which should provide information but only tells you strange things.
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2016, 05:32:43 AM »

I googled for inspiration. They are for a character which should provide information but only tells you strange things.

Easy. Look up something on the internet and imagine a character just did it. On a timescale from 0 to infinity, how long the character forgets about it without a priming conversation starter determines how sane they are.

Infinity = perfect sanity, almost machine-like.

A score of less than infinity appears to be OCD. Probably normal.

Lasting only a few seconds makes someone incredibly annoying.

Bonus for innate randomness: Omitting info. Laughing at ridiculous statements, despite helplessly parroting them. Getting facts wrong: changing facts, imagining unknown information. Saying things out loud they meant to think, and not knowing.
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_glitch
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2016, 11:12:07 AM »

Thanks Pfotegeist, this are some good points!
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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2016, 11:30:43 AM »

honest advice: look through Pfotegeist's post history and try to copy the style or just hire him to write this character's lines for you
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2016, 11:42:09 AM »

honest advice: look through Pfotegeist's post history and try to copy the style or just hire him to write this character's lines for you

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