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[Superb Joe]

So those smoothbrained freaks, Microsoft, cancelled Scalebound which was turning out to be very good at making me horny for cartoon dragon porn

Don't worry. After the cretins at Microsoft unjustly left the game to die, it was picked up by the honorable Square Enix. They are cancelling some half baked Devil May Cry clone called "Near A Tomato" or something along those lines in favor of it.  

thank god there is some justice in the world, im going to go dress up in leather and writhe around on the bathroom floor rubbing my dick on the tiles and fittings until i cum thinking about dragons

[s0]

that said, i will never forgive those pinheads at Microsoft for what they did!

[Capntastic]

What a bunch of ingrates

[DireLogomachist]

I didn't mind the dragons or the swords or the One Direction cast they hired to star in this game but I draw the line at wearing headphones around your neck like a fashion statement.

The monsters.

[michaelplzno]

some dragon porn for joe: