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[Bennett]

Part II was heavily criticized for being too 'obvious', and for not featuring a tubby naked man. After a long, depressed hiatus, here is part 3. Perhaps it is a game for the Nintendo DS? (And perhaps not). Who can propose the best idea for a game which would look exactly like this?

[Ivan]

Naked rollerskate basejumping?

[fish]

its about suicide.

[moi]

Where is part 2 ?

As for part III:
The guy was quietly rollerskating on sunday afternoon when suddenly an alien death ray strikes , digs a crater in the ground and vaporizes his clothes.
The game is a shoot them up with the dude using his new acquired powers to zap alien drones while falling down the pit

[Bennett]

Naked rollerskate basejumping?

Naked base jumping, also known as 'no parachute base jumping'? I'm not feeling his motivation? How will we sell this to the under-15s?

Where is part 2 ?

It didn't work out. But you can see it here, if you must:
http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=443.0

[Ivan]

Naked base jumping, also known as 'no parachute base jumping'? I'm not feeling his motivation?

Well, originally he totally had a parachute. And he wasn't naked. Nor did he have any rollerskates. In fact he was very serious about the base jumping. The game, thusly, is the long and complicated story of how he ended up naked, on roller skates, yet still fearlessly jumping from a cliff into a bottomless ravine. First part adventure game, second part shmup style avoid the rock action as you plunge to your death, drugged up, though fast regaining your sobriety.

How will we sell this to the under-15s?

Isn't there an indie rating system where we can ban under 15-year olds?

[nayon]

I think the game should work like this: You fling the naked man all over the level by drag and drop, but everytime he hits a surface he takes damage because he isn't wearing any protective clothing. you need to collect all the keys to open the final level door, so getting to the end without dying requires some insane physics extravaganza.

[Inane]

Your naked friend is hanging onto a ledge for his dear life, so you need to rocket off the cliff on your super-skates in an attempt to get to him.
Your score is based on how close you get to him in your jump.

[fish]

i think the naked tubby man should be in indie brawl.

[Squirrelsquid]

you play the rollerskates... but no ordinary Rollerskates; rollerskates infested by a demon.
you have to stay put till a naked man climbs up, that wants to skate out of the left screen,
into a journey to paradise. and because you are EVIL rollerskates, you have to kill them all by sending em
into the dark void. oh and you can make tricks and combos with the naked one, if you'r good
but beware that no one sees you doing something funny, otherwise the naked ones will go by foot.

[mjau]

Life used to be good.  You used to spend your days rolling around with your friends in the countryside, loving the feel of the ground zooming past beneath your wheels, racing your friends to the big boulder on the hill where you were all born that beautiful day a hundred years ago.  It was a good life.

Then they came.  The invasion.  Hordes of tubby, nude men came from you know not where and enslaved everyone you knew; your friends, your family, your pregnant girlfriend, even yourself.  You were no longer free to zoom about the landscapes with the wind freely whipping your footstraps about, now having the weight of someone far bigger and tubbier than you weighing down your very sole; screams of agony filled the once peaceful valley as rollerskates were crushed to death beneath the feet of the oppressors.

This couldn't go on.  It had to stop.

You're a pair of rollerskates, out to kill all the invaders and return life to the happy days.  Lure nude tubby men to step on you and fling them off cliffs!  Earn extra points by making them do loops and stuff and hit the ones trying to climb up again with new victims.  Also try not to fling yourself to death as well.

(So basically what Squirrelsquid said.  I write too slow.)

[moi]

you have to find a way to measure the quantity of wind applied on the character's family jewels, depending on speed and position of the speedster, after that the game practically writes itself.

[Bennett]

California Games III: the San Francisco Games
by Epyx

Compete in seven bay-area themed events, from the beach to the bath-house!

[Alex May]

This game is another RTS-style game where you have to defend your civilisation from gigantic naked mutant men. The game is played on two levels, above ground and underground, as was the previous game featuring these giant men, only this time the idea is to set traps to trip up the giant men. As you can see, in the top frame we have cunningly placed pink cars next to the cliff edge to make the giant men trip up and fall off the cliff, and in the lower picture you can see one of the burrowing men about to be blown up by a mine.