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« on: June 29, 2018, 07:00:09 AM »

I can't play any Steam game. Period.
Examples, because I've been testing some:
Shadowrun Returns Deluxe: white window that signifies it's loading, then dissappears.
Jumponaut: Brief console window, then dissappears.
Alien Shooter: 1/2 minutes of play, then crash.
Blender works, for some reason.

Gog Galaxy: Any game works, ex: Descent 1, Descent 2, Descent 3, Descent: Freespace, Two Worlds Epic Edition.
Origin: Peggle works perfectly

Yes, I hate Steam.
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2018, 09:13:41 AM »

hey steam: fuck off. i hate it when im draining cooked broccoli and you hurt my hands. your days are numbered
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2018, 12:23:21 PM »

steaming them preserves a lot more of the water soluble nutrients such as magnesium
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2018, 01:30:00 PM »

That's not smoke, that's Steam. Steam from the steamed hands we're having. Mmm, steamed hands.
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2018, 09:44:00 PM »

It's quite honestly the worst type of engine in my opinion. Noisy, hard to maintain and the power output is woeful.

Diesel ftw
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2018, 02:35:05 AM »

Diesel pollutes a lot though.
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2018, 02:42:59 AM »

True.

Nobody's perfect I guess.
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2018, 05:48:36 AM »

as if a typical coal powered steam engine doesn't........................................................
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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2018, 07:10:28 AM »

fuck any gaseous phase material imo
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2018, 07:53:53 PM »

Well steam is kinda ham, that's an albany dialect
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