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[Cyberanus]

Aesthetic Battle Simulator

Corn-based ancient punk trip


Aesthetic Battle Simulator is a true historic renovation of the ancient greeks battles with the Illuminati order.​
The unwanted misscariage of the vaporwave and MLG, it's too late to pull the condom on Anesthetic Bottle Stimulator.
Fight against the retarded illuminati army, reveal the conspiracy by the reptilians from Nibiru, jump under fire for popcorn!
Jet pots, plasma-firing bananas, homing corn, giant battle pigeons and more in Antiseptic Button Calculator!​

⚠️ Autistic Brazzers See you later contains flashing lights which may not be suitable for photosensitive epilepsy.
There are possible dizziness, nausea, anal sphincter spasm or defloration during the game.


Beta!
iOS
Android

Engine: Game Maker: Studio Platform: iOS/Android Release date: May 2k19

Please, leave your feedback and bug reports here or



And tell me please if I made a mistake in description,
English isn't my native language.​

[Captain Ben]

Hey, I really love this! It looks so polished for being a mobile game

Have you made the trailer yourself? If so, how much work was it?
Really epic content you've got there.

Looking forward to play it and get seizures all over the place!

[Cyberanus]

Thanks for feedback, I'm glad someone likes it here, because as you can see, it remains ignored. And on all other forums too. Looks like developers don't really like it.

Trailer cost me a month of self-flagellation. Mostly because of zero knowledge in AE and a complete misunderstanding of what I want to make.

I hope you'll get your seizure when I finish.

[Cyberanus]

Beta launched!
iOS
Android