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[Melly]

EDGE
a competition for
GAMES
V O T I N G
CLOSED

And the results are in! Congratulations EDGECREMENT for taking home the award for EDGIEST game of all time. A round of applause to it, as well to its worth runner-ups, Edge Tycoon and The Story of Tim Douchebag!

Links for all entries here, for those that shamefully haven't yet basked in their glory:

EDGECREMENT by AdamAtomic, Ptoing and BMcC, the Wonder Trio
EDGE OF BULLSHIT: RISE TO THE BOARD by TOTALLY NOT Ninomojo. Totally.
Edge: The Game by MikeDee, compo idea giver extraordinaire.
Edge Tycoon by Noyb, a great dancer.
Hypotenuse: The Longest Edge by muku, artiste, visionaire and proud winner of the Greenest Avatar award.
The EDGE of Lawsuits by Hideous, the EDGIEST cigar-smoking uglyass fetus out there.
THE EDGY EDGE by the early bird j. dangle.
The Ledge's Edge by Pencerkoff, CCCP. Crushing balls for the Motherland!
The Story of Tim Douchebag by nitram cero, the happiest person.
Tim Langdell: EDGE Attorney by Radix, whose avatar always scared me a bit.

Disclaimer: This is all meant as a big parody, any assholes who try to cause trouble about it automagically fail at existence and are not indie.

Goodbye for now my friends, and remember: STAY EDGY

[Martin 2BAM]

Haven't tried them all yet, but congratulations for you guys   

I downloaded every game, uncompressed the files to their respective folders, and put them into a package for convenience.
If any problem arise, feel free to repack and upload!
I hope this is ok, if not, just edit the message.

Used sharebee to avoid some download limits, and as everything is on one file, there are no worries to broken links or having to wait an hour to download something else... etc (except for Edgecrement which is a link to a page, not an executable).

Regards!
-Martín

The full game pack (27MB)


Filelist:
VOTE HERE (link).txt
Edge Of Bullshit, rise to the board\EdgeOfBullshit.exe
Edge Of Bullshit, rise to the board\EdgeOfBullshit_ReadMe.nfo
Edge Tycoon\EdgeTycoon_1_03.exe
Edge Tycoon\readme.txt
Edge, The Game\castle
Edge, The Game\characters
Edge, The Game\coldet.dll
Edge, The Game\coldet_wrap.dll
Edge, The Game\Edge The Game (Window).exe
Edge, The Game\Edge The Game.exe
Edge, The Game\environ
Edge, The Game\FastExt.dll
Edge, The Game\fonts
Edge, The Game\Manual of sorts.txt
Edge, The Game\media
Edge, The Game\Modules
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files
Edge, The Game\sfx
Edge, The Game\sounds
Edge, The Game\sprites
Edge, The Game\Userlibs
Edge, The Game\xnetdll.dll
Edge, The Game\castle\CASTLE1.X
Edge, The Game\castle\castlest.jpg
Edge, The Game\castle\gothic3.jpg
Edge, The Game\castle\oldbric.jpg
Edge, The Game\castle\shingle.jpg
Edge, The Game\castle\stone2.jpg
Edge, The Game\characters\arms.b3d
Edge, The Game\characters\armstext.png
Edge, The Game\characters\dpapazian.b3d
Edge, The Game\characters\dpapazian.bb
Edge, The Game\characters\dyu.b3d
Edge, The Game\characters\dyu.bb
Edge, The Game\characters\gun.3ds
Edge, The Game\characters\gun2.3ds
Edge, The Game\characters\gun2.png
Edge, The Game\characters\gun2barrel.3ds
Edge, The Game\characters\gun2textured.3ds
Edge, The Game\characters\gun3.3ds
Edge, The Game\characters\gun3.png
Edge, The Game\characters\gun3textured.3ds
Edge, The Game\characters\gunbarrel.png
Edge, The Game\characters\guntext.png
Edge, The Game\characters\head.png
Edge, The Game\characters\head2.png
Edge, The Game\characters\head3.png
Edge, The Game\characters\head4.png
Edge, The Game\characters\head5.png
Edge, The Game\characters\langdell.png
Edge, The Game\characters\langdellfinal.png
Edge, The Game\characters\muzzle.png
Edge, The Game\characters\pmktmp.bb
Edge, The Game\characters\rgauthier.b3d
Edge, The Game\characters\rgauthier.bb
Edge, The Game\characters\tbuscaglia.b3d
Edge, The Game\characters\tbuscaglia.bb
Edge, The Game\characters\tlangdell.b3d
Edge, The Game\environ\heightmap_256.BMP
Edge, The Game\environ\sky_BK.jpg
Edge, The Game\environ\sky_DN.jpg
Edge, The Game\environ\sky_FR.jpg
Edge, The Game\environ\sky_LF.jpg
Edge, The Game\environ\sky_RT.jpg
Edge, The Game\environ\sky_UP.jpg
Edge, The Game\environ\terrain-1.jpg
Edge, The Game\environ\Water-2_mip.BMP
Edge, The Game\fonts\tester8.ini
Edge, The Game\fonts\tester8.tga
Edge, The Game\fonts\text FONText save.b3d
Edge, The Game\media\back.png
Edge, The Game\media\back2.png
Edge, The Game\media\crosshair.bmp
Edge, The Game\media\hit.png
Edge, The Game\media\mainmenu.png
Edge, The Game\media\pointer.png
Edge, The Game\media\project.png
Edge, The Game\media\scene.b3d
Edge, The Game\media\sky_BK.JPG
Edge, The Game\media\sky_FR.JPG
Edge, The Game\media\sky_LF.JPG
Edge, The Game\media\sky_RT.JPG
Edge, The Game\media\sky_UP.JPG
Edge, The Game\media\Smoke.png
Edge, The Game\media\Smoke2.png
Edge, The Game\media\Smoke3.png
Edge, The Game\media\Smoke322.png
Edge, The Game\media\SmokeBlood.png
Edge, The Game\media\tablescore.png
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Cygne.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_ElementsCreation.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_ElementsUpdate.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Mouse.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Optimizer.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Options.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Organic.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Preview.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Styles.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Swindows.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_System.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Texts.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Update.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Variables.bb
Edge, The Game\Modules\NG_Windows.bb
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\Cygne
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Abimes.jpg
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Agent.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Arrow.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Blanc.jpg
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Buttons.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Check.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Cosmos.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_CottageIconOff.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_CottageIconOn.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_CottageSelect.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_CottageSelect_Blanc.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Cottage_E.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Cottage_E_Blanc.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Cottage_M.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Cottage_M_Blanc.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Cottage_S.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Cottage_S_Blanc.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Doseur.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Epsilon.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_icons.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Menu.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_mouse_1.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Resize.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere0.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere0_Blanc.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere0_O.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere1.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere1_O.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere1_O_Blanc.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere2.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere2_O.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere2_O_Blanc.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere3.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere3_O.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Sphere3_O_Blanc.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_TabIcon.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_tabs.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_value.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\NG_Zond.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\theme2
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\theme3
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\Cygne\NG_CygneEclair.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\theme2\NG_Close.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\theme2\NG_Close_O.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\theme2\NG_Doseur.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\theme2\NG_Menu.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\theme2\NG_minimize.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\theme2\NG_minimize_O.png
Edge, The Game\Ngui_files\theme3\NG_Menu.png
Edge, The Game\sfx\engine.pk
Edge, The Game\sfx\engine.wav
Edge, The Game\sfx\engine2.pk
Edge, The Game\sfx\engine2.wav
Edge, The Game\sfx\engine3.wav
Edge, The Game\sfx\enginebroke.wav
Edge, The Game\sfx\menu.wav
Edge, The Game\sfx\tyrepop.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\AK47.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\ammo.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\assault.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\boom.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\edge.mp3
Edge, The Game\sounds\emptyclip.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\menu.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\pistol.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\reloadingpistol.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\shoot.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\step1.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\step2.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\steps.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\uzi.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\eatthis.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\fuck.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\fuck2.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\fuckman.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\fuckyou.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\fuckyouasshole.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\ivebeenhit.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\shit.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\shit2.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\somehelpplease.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\takethismotherfuckers.wav
Edge, The Game\sounds\voice\voice acting.wav
Edge, The Game\sprites\Bigspark.BMP
Edge, The Game\sprites\blood.png
Edge, The Game\sprites\bluspark.BMP
Edge, The Game\sprites\bullet_hole.BMP
Edge, The Game\sprites\muzzle.png
Edge, The Game\sprites\tree.BMP
Edge, The Game\Userlibs\--restricted--
Edge, The Game\Userlibs\DevilPhysicEngine.decls
Edge, The Game\Userlibs\DevilPhysicEngine.dll
Edgecrement\Play Edgecrement (link).txt
Hypotenuse, the longest edge\hypotenuse.exe
Hypotenuse, the longest edge\hypotenuse_noshaders.exe
Hypotenuse, the longest edge\music.mp3
The EDGE of Lawsuits\knpg.dll
The EDGE of Lawsuits\knps.dll
The EDGE of Lawsuits\Langdell.exe
The EDGE of Lawsuits\Langdell.gam
The EDGE of Lawsuits\Langdell.img
The EDGE of Lawsuits\Langdell.mus
The EDGE of Lawsuits\Langdell.snd
The edgy edge\Sound
The edgy edge\The Edgy Edge.exe
The edgy edge\Sound\fallin.sfs
The edgy edge\Sound\fallin.wav
The edgy edge\Sound\hitground.wav
The edgy edge\Sound\hitplate.wav
The edgy edge\Sound\jump.wav
The edgy edge\Sound\start.wav
The Ledge's Edge\The Ledge's Edge v1.0.exe
The story of Tim Douchebag\data
The story of Tim Douchebag\DISCLAIMER.txt
The story of Tim Douchebag\libsndfile-1.dll
The story of Tim Douchebag\OpenAL32.dll
The story of Tim Douchebag\TimDouchebag.exe
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\boy.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\boy_closeup.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\combat.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\dev.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\dev_closeup.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\intro.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\justice.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\justice_closeup.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\losecash.wav
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\notice.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\options.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\ProFontWindows.ttf
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\scene.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\selection.wav
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\stab.wav
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\steps.ogg
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\thief.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\thief_closeup.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\tim_0.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\tim_1.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\transparent.png
The story of Tim Douchebag\data\wincash.wav
Tim Langdell, EDGE Attorney\edgeatto.exe
Tim Langdell, EDGE Attorney\edgeatto.gam
Tim Langdell, EDGE Attorney\edgeatto.img
Tim Langdell, EDGE Attorney\edgeatto.mtf
Tim Langdell, EDGE Attorney\edgeatto.mus
Tim Langdell, EDGE Attorney\edgeatto.snd
Tim Langdell, EDGE Attorney\knpg.dll
Tim Langdell, EDGE Attorney\knps.dll

[Melly]

I believe it's okay, but I'll test it when I get home just in case.

[Wysefool]

I'm really enjoying "The Story of Tim Douchebag"  still haven't beat it but it definitely has my vote.

[MikeDee]

cool idea idea nitram_cero 

I'm so awesome I think I'll vote for myself. 

[Martin 2BAM]

I'm really enjoying "The Story of Tim Douchebag"  still haven't beat it but it definitely has my vote.

Thanks 

[edgetheedge]

Shit, I have a Mac... that means I can't play any of these edgy games. Can't you guys make all these bleeding edge games browser based or something? Do it like Langdell: go multiplatform. Release them across 900 SKUs like the great man! Thanks.

[AdamAtomic]

edgecrement is browser :D

[muku]

Hypotenuse has now bypassed my last serious game in download numbers by a significant margin, which makes me pretty sad

[BMcC]

Yaaaaaaaay

[Melly]

And the results are in!

EDGECREMENT - 29 (29.3%)
Edge Tycoon - 26 (26.3%)
The Story of Tim Douchebag - 10 (10.1%)
The Ledge's Edge - 9 (9.1%)
THE EDGY EDGE - 8 (8.1%)
Edge: The Game - 6 (6.1%)
Tim Langdell: EDGE Attorney - 5 (5.1%)
EDGE OF BULLSHIT: RISE TO THE BOARD - 3 (3%)
Hypotenuse: The Longest Edge - 2 (2%)
The EDGE of Lawsuits - 1 (1%)

Congratulations to EDGECREMENT for winning the title of EDGIEST game of all time! And congratulations to all others participants for helping this minicompo become an awesome one.

Though I personally felt Edge Tycoon should have won, but HEY.

[BMcC]

Gee, THANKS, Melly.  Just stab me in the back to my face! :D

[Martin 2BAM]

Congrats to the Winners. Specially Noyb that kicks ass.

The Story of Tim got 3rd? hehehe, now that was unexpected (Actually karma states the contrary)

Best regards to you all

Though I personally felt Edge Tycoon should have won, but HEY.

Me too. For me it was the most elaborate game that actually put you in the shoes and teached you what's the life of being a total dickhead. And I think the contest was about that.
But hey...  :D

[Noyb]

W00t. Second place! Congrats AdamAtomic, Ptoing, BMcC, and nitram_cero!

Thanks to Melly for organizing this competition, all the beta testers I annoyed with countless builds, and especially those who made games and otherwise spread the word of Tim's arrogance. It's been fun!

[AdamAtomic]

I agree that EDGE TYCOON is the edgier game, good job everybody!!

[superflat]

W00t. Second place! Congrats AdamAtomic, Ptoing, BMcC, and nitram_cero!

Thanks to Melly for organizing this competition, all the beta testers I annoyed with countless builds, and especially those who made games and otherwise spread the word of Tim's arrogance. It's been fun!

I never saw the voting thread, but I'd have gone for Noyb's too - not that Edgecrement wasn't hilarious, for its fruit-nomming sounds alone...

[Radix]

I didn't come last. Phenomenal.

[MikeDee]

shit I completely forgot about the compo I was supposed to help co organize.

Congrats to the winners !   

[Hideous]

I don't remember voting for myself so yay I got a vote :D

[muku]

I made a joke entry, got two votes and didn't finish last! Hurray!

(also learned Construct)