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« on: November 05, 2007, 01:05:52 PM »


THIS WOMAN IS A DESPOT

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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2007, 01:12:27 PM »

what i want to know is: who's the queen, and where is she?
and the king too.
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2007, 01:32:37 PM »

On a related, and possibly disturbing note, nobody ever wondered why is it that Peach always leaves herself so open for being kidnapped by Bowser? I mean, if I was her, I'd have tripled my personal security after just the first time. You gotta wonder, does she actually consciously leave herself in that kidnap-prone position? Does she wait and expect it? Anxiously?
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2007, 01:50:00 PM »

Melly: Oh, I think we all know what's going on there. That is, if you consider erotic fan fiction to be canonical.



Which I do.
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2007, 02:00:12 PM »

It`s certainly fun. Grin

If you think about it, it kinda makes sense. Imagine they love eachother, but there are so many barriers to that relationship. They're rulers of kingdoms which have probably been enemies for eons, she's human (I think) and he's a frigging dinosaur turtle that spews fire. How could they get together constantly and for long enough that they may have some romantic days together without anyone blinking an eye over it?

They forge kidnappings, that's what, and Mario is the dofus who has to plow through an entire army to get her back. Over and over again.

I think Peach hates him too.
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2007, 02:11:31 PM »

SPOILER: Bowser is a dude in a dinosaur suit.
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2007, 02:14:08 PM »

SPOILER: Bowser is a dude in a dinosaur suit.

So Mario must be a dinosaur in a dude suit.
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2007, 02:22:57 PM »

"the “evil” goombas, to paraphrase the player’s manual for the original Super Mario Bros, are described as Mushroom Toadstools who switched sides to join Bowser’s army. "

It would be cool if they actually look like evil Toads
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2007, 02:52:19 PM »

what i want to know is: who's the queen, and where is she?
and the king too.
The king, iirc, is in SMB2.
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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2007, 03:48:18 PM »

"the “evil” goombas, to paraphrase the player’s manual for the original Super Mario Bros, are described as Mushroom Toadstools who switched sides to join Bowser’s army. "

It would be cool if they actually look like evil Toads

I think they're named after chestnuts or something in Japan. They sure look like mushrooms, except they do look like chestnuts in Mario World, so it's always perplexed me.
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2007, 06:13:57 PM »

what i want to know is: who's the queen, and where is she?
and the king too.
The king, iirc, is in SMB2.
Yeah, and he's just as useless as his daughter. No sign of the queen, though.

Also, Goombas are actually Toads that got forced out of the Mushroom Kingdom during the ethnic clensing. IT WOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING Shocked
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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2007, 12:54:28 AM »

Shaken my beliefs at their foundations, this has. Good to see TIGSource has a Mushroom Kingdom correspondent. Or at least correspondence with a correspondent.
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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2007, 08:35:49 AM »

I was onto this conspiracy from the very beginning...I mean c'mon how many times are we going to buy this really?



Look at Toad buying Bowser and Peach more time:

"Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle"

Bastard.

And Mario falls for it every damn time.
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2007, 10:27:45 AM »

I know a guy who has this as his ava. He made it himself.


(never has peach been this hot)

and this as his signature



Check out his other stuff at
http://www.themousetrap.co.za/
if you want to.
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2007, 08:01:12 PM »

Tr00jg, that's Rosetta, not Peach, gooooood!!

(I hate how little imagination they had making this "new" princess for Galaxy. At least give her red hair.)
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« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2007, 08:20:25 PM »

Also, im not sure if im reading the drawing the wrong way...but she doesnt have any hands!
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« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2007, 11:37:32 PM »

She's not showing cleavage, that's a hint.
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« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2007, 12:55:40 AM »

Yeah, that took me a couple of seconds to work out the first time I saw it Tongue
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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2007, 01:16:35 AM »

You ruined it for me!..i prefer big cleavage and no hands Lips Sealed
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« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2007, 11:14:57 AM »

Awwww!
It would have been awesome if Nintendo dared give a character copious amounts of visible cleavage!

Damn you Konjak, ruining it for all of us! Tongue
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