They Stole My Goddamn Shirt [NSFW] [music collab?]

Math equations have made the jump from paper to reality, and sentience! Where once logic was the only thing that made any sense, now logic is trying to kill you! And see boobies!

To that extent, the math equations running amok in the streets have stolen all your shirts. As buxom Chesty LeRue, only you can stop the maths and save the world from logic! But there's a catch...your Maths Disintegration Gun (TM) only works by forcing the hateful symbols into the order they were conceived. Only a proper equation will send them back into two dimensions, otherwise...well, let's just say the result is shocking.

No rules. No sense. No shirt.

They Stole My Goddamn Shirt, coming soon for your Commodore 64-styled interactive video player machine-o-tron.

Mockup:

If anyone wants to help with music, I'm game for a collab.