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Alec S.
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« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2009, 04:46:15 PM »

I'm still in the kitchen. Anyone got any cheat codes?

I think you need to >leave house
But first make sure to >take chocolate, as it can come in handy in the wooing process.
I'd find some FAQs online to keep open, it's a pretty tough game.
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« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2009, 05:45:42 PM »

Try to enter JUSTIN BAILEY.
 That should give you a head start.

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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2009, 05:49:43 PM »

I'm still in the kitchen. Anyone got any cheat codes?

There's a quad damage powerup under the sink, which should help you conserve ammo until you get to the first brothel.
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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2009, 08:08:30 PM »

I got up and walked away from my computer. The first boss was a bit demoralizing (and nice calling him "the boss", very meta) but I kept at it! No matter what he said, I didn't go back to my computer. He only took a few hits, and pretty soon after I got laid! Laid off.

*rimshot*
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« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2009, 08:36:09 PM »

I got a high score of 4650, anyone get any higher?
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« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2009, 08:48:21 PM »

>go outside

Front Porch
This is the enclosed front porch of your home. Your front garden lies to the south, and you can re-enter your home to the north.
On the doormat is a pile of junk mail.

>get laid
You don't see any "laid" here.

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« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2009, 10:14:13 PM »

the game became a lot easier after I downloaded the girlfriend patch. Wink
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« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2009, 10:21:58 PM »

This game became a lot more fun when I downloaded the nude mod.   Well, hello there!
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« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2009, 02:25:49 AM »

I played your game and it gave me a virus...
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« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2009, 05:53:56 AM »

I think the AI should be a little bit sluttier it's getting a little bit hard to get laid as often as my character would like. Any cheats or codes?
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« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2009, 02:26:46 PM »

I can't seem to get off the first level.  Is there something I'm missing?
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« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2009, 04:50:35 PM »

The movement controls were really hard to get used to at first.  I mean, people talk a lot about having to control each leg individually, but in practice it's really hard to manage.  I kept falling down.
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« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2009, 04:56:53 PM »

They really could have put more effort into the background music. Most of the time there isn't any. Sometimes not even during the climax. And when there is, it doesn't fit the mood and it's really distracting.
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« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2009, 06:26:15 PM »

The movement controls were really hard to get used to at first.  I mean, people talk a lot about having to control each leg individually, but in practice it's really hard to manage.  I kept falling down.

I can guarantee that it's possible to move realistically if you practice hard enough.
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« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2009, 06:31:01 PM »

If someone isn't making "QWOP: Sex Edition," they really should be!
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« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2009, 07:13:48 PM »

Does anyone know where I can get the +1 courage potion.
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« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2009, 07:18:23 PM »

In the liqueur cabinet.
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« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2009, 07:23:17 PM »

In the liqueur cabinet.

Thak ye good fellow.
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« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2009, 11:21:00 PM »

Would you mind porting this to the Gameboy?
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« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2009, 11:22:45 PM »

Can you show me any screenshots?
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