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[jazzuo]

hi
i just translated my 2 old games that used to be quite popular in czech but was baned in uslike webs, as rape or crucifiction was.

It is 2 games that are connected with a story

1st is ass-terror-it
a boy named robert wakes up as blue dildo and is told to satisfy huge goddeses. In the game player moves as rocket in asteroid but his goal is to hit the spot!!!

2nd
simple game played with one button. Main character walks from left to right over hills and asses. His goal is to jump in right timing to hit the spot and do the enema job.

enjoy

download zip with both games

[Radix]

Your site appears to be blocked in China. How does that make you feel.

I tried mrdecek last night after you posted your fashion game. It inspired me to open construct and create arsespelunky.cap before regaining my senses.

The purple-haired (third or fourth?) girl in ass-terror-it made me question my prowess as a gamer and as a man.

[jazzuo]

blocked in china?? i never realized i am actually a human rights activist.

glad you played assterroruit so much, its not easy to get passed any girl.

lets hope one day chinese will have a right to play my games.

[gummikana]

Is there a youtube link to the intro of ass-terror-it, because it was awesome and had me LOLing.

[Alec]

I have a feeling that I'm going to play the shit out of this game... 

[Radix]

blocked in china?? i never realized i am actually a human rights activist.

Just imagine if you put your mind to it.

I've played your lightsabering game on a projector in front of a few hundred chinese students, and gave copies to a couple who had usb memory dicks with them, so maybe in twenty or thirty years when those kids become the leaders of tomorrow jazzuo games will finally become free.

edit:
Oh wow, I finally beat that purple bitch and reclaimed my manhood.