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[Jorna]

I hope you are all doing well. I have been on this forum several times, but I forgot my password, so I couldn't log in. Today, I recovered my account. I want to develop a game, and my total budget is $500. I know this is a limited budget, but I want to create a mobile-based game. I have an idea for a 2D or 3D beat 'em up game similar to Yakuza. However, the budget is quite low for that. Can someone either create a game according to their preference for me or provide me with an idea? I would appreciate if the game is fully developed and uploaded to servers like Google Play or the App Store.

[Alex N.]

Sure thing!
First send me the 500$ in 50$ bills (I will give you an undisclosed location under a bridge somewhere) after which I will send you the Yakuza clone game, heck, I'll even make it MMORPG for you.

[Jorna]

I didn't ask for clone game  i want different game location, mission  and etc and could you share your game that you develop

[Alex N.]

Just shut up and listen!
This is how it's going to work.

Tomorrow morning, 6AM sharp, on the north side of the bus stop where Janine left you for that guy in the cricket club, a woman dressed in a green cardigan with a black irish terrier will wait for exactly 5 minutes. When you see her say this exact phrase "I'm the con man with 500$ for a game.".
She will then reply "Then shove em up your ass."
Give her the money.
You will then be pointed to a sepia corvette stingray with no license plate.
The driver will hand you a double encrypted floppy disk.
On the floppy disk is the game.
Use your first pet name and then Janine's favorite lipstick color to bypass the encryption.

If you don't show up, Janine will get video proof of you cheating on her with the cafeteria lady.

This message will self destruct.

[Just Maksym]

Hello. Do you still need help with this?