I'd like to thank everyone who responded to my call for a programmer, I am very touched by your interest in this game and hope to work with you guys on some other game. I <3 you TIGguys.
I have found a programmer who will code Anything Beats Everything
for the iPhone and iPad, right here at my workplace. It's weird that I had to post an "ad" in here to realize I had such talent right next to my desk, but at least now it'll go really well, with actual meetings and not only internet communications.
I'm clearing up the Game Design Doc asap so he can start coding right away!
Thanks again, everyone, and I'm really serious - let me know if you want to work with me on another project!!