The Patrick Alexander
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MUSIC
Here are five looping tunes with a cute, videogamey flavour. They feature melody and also harmony. These tunes all have similar instrumentation, and a unified 'feel', so that you may create a game with a coherent soundtrack, if you're so inclined.
CooperationEverything Fits TogetherMr FunWandering and WonderingWhere are we?And to go with those tunes, here are two short, musical stings -- one positive, one negative:
DeathVICTOLY!That's all for now. But I will be back later with some other, not-music stuff!
And maybe even some more music if I have the time and the urge.Please use my tunes wonderfully!
EXCLAMATIONS
Bold exclamations/announcements to give your game AUTHORITY. Inspired by the classic videogames,
Warriors with Swords and
Battle Fighter 3000 -- but of course, I would be pleased to find these exclamations used in unusual and unexpected ways! Or perfectly normal ways too! Whatever, man, jeez.
Feel free to cut these exclamations up and rearrange the words to suit your purposes! And you can put effects on them if you like -- I expect that would be allowed.
Downloads:*
An MP3 of all the exclamations together, for ease of previewin'.
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Exclamations in WAV format, zipped.*
Exclamations in MP3 format, zipped.Transcript:01 - Thunder-Fist of the Golden Bison!
02 - Horned helmet of the Great Wind God!
03 - A flaming diamond rises from the molten loins of Earth.
04 - Defend the Star Crystal!
05 - Arise, warrior!
06 - Swiftly into the raging battle!
07 - The Holy Rod of the Ancient Sky King.
08 - Three... two... one...
09 - Banana!
10 - Ejaculate!
11 - The hero's tale begins.
12 - Enter battle with the power of a warrior's soul!
13 - Victory comes to the noblest victor.
14 - Treasure from beyond the mortal realm.
15 - Fly on the Wings of Destiny!
16 - The next challenge awaits.
17 - Receive the blessing of the Winged Unicorn.
18 - The Exalted Titans.
19 - The Grandfather of Time.
20 - The Sword of Testicles.
21 - The Demon Rooster... Steve!
22 - The Chamber of Eternal Pain.
23 - The Innumerable Horde of Overdemons from beyond the Burning Void.
24 - A thousand thunderstrikes from the Cloud of Oblivion!
25 - Where's my coffee?
26 - Burn like the lit fart of God!
27 - The Coals of Hades burn in the warrior's eyes.
28 - The falling star that slew the Behemoth.
29 - Enter the Hall of Forbidden Legend.
30 - Attack your enemy with the ever-burning passion of Fighting.
31 - Cement your destiny with Eternity's gleaming trowel.
32 - The Infinite Palace of Secret Mystery.
33 - The Ancient Tower of the Seven-Headed Cyclops.
34 - Torn asunder by infinite space!
35 - You got a thing!
36 - The Forgotten Wastelands of the Fire-Spitting Chasm People.
37 - The Sunken Demon Head rises from the Black Ocean.
38 - We struggle through the Neverending Wilderness, beholden to the Pyramid God.
39 - The Stars themselves watch the endless battle.
40 - The Sword of Fate has violated your Most Holy Place.
41 - Pierced by the Frozen Arrow of Great Doom!
42 - Annihilate the Dread Swarm of the Sun-Bastard!
43 - The Great Lord of the Mountain speaks.
44 - The Bones of an Ancient Beast.
45 - The death-cry of a sun.
46 - The Song of the Weeping Tree Spirit.
47 - The terrible machines of the Tri-Dimensional Goblin.
48 - Fight like the Iron Tiger of legend!
49 - Recover the artifact!
50 - Gently milk the teats of the Earth Goddess.
51 - You have had victory happen now!
52 - Fight with the heart of a lion, and the strength of a lion!
53 - Magnificent!
54 - Shameful!
55 - Victory!
56 - Failure!
57 - Defeat!
58 - Kumquat!
59 - Run away!
60 - The gods mock you.
61 - Oh, fuckberries!
The ZIPs contain a text file with these transcripts, for your convenience.