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[Smithy]

Just like every other American nonvoter, I keep a secret list of demands which would need to be fulfilled before I will vote.

Number one with a bullet on the list takes precedence everything else, and if it were ever fulfilled I'd be content:

That all debates be presented in claymation.

I never really thought about it, but that would make a kickass premise for an indie game. For an adventure game, an action game, maybe even an FPS.

You play as a claymation candidate, debating in a presidential debate, who, amongst all the mud-slinging, must also dodge giant clay dinosaurs/beasts, solid objects out to crush him, and all the other typical banes of claymated characters.

Or you play as an angry, gun-toting claymation debate moderator, out for revenge.

Anyway, it's clear that this idea is solid gold, and one of you should turn it into a game. Right now.

Get to it!

[shinygerbil]

That reminds me of good old Clayfighter.

[deadeye]

Jim Lehrer: Mr. Bill, where do you stand on the topic of immigration?
Mr. Bill: We need bigger walls!
Jim Lehrer: *squish*
Huckabee: Oh no, Mr. Bill!

[ravuya]

I'd just settle for punching people in the face every time they mention "God."

And we can set them on fire when they mention amending or altering the constitution.

Seriously, people. Not that hard.

[Smithy]

Until the day that debates are portrayed in claymation, I'm reserving my vote for the first candidate who steps forward during a debate and screams, "Enough talk! Have at you!" to the moderator.