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« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2014, 06:33:59 PM » |
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>steal man's sandals
>exit through floor hole
You remove the mans sandals and velcro them around your belt loops. You climb down the ladder for what feels like an hour. Looking up, you can no longer see the hole which you entered. Below you lies cool, motionless, dark water. It is waist deep when your feet reach the floor below. It is too dark to see anything. You have 100 gold coins. You have a pair of pants. You have a pair of sandals. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2014, 06:34:52 PM » |
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look at the skull
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« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2014, 06:56:10 PM » |
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>light darkness with, well, lighter
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« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2014, 07:00:19 PM » |
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>Put on sandals. >After walking exactly one mile, reflect on old man's POV.
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« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2014, 07:10:05 PM » |
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>light darkness with, well, lighter
Your lighter offers very little in the way of light. Illuminating only a few feet in front of you, all you can make out is the surface of the water. >Put on sandals. >After walking exactly one mile, reflect on old man's POV.
You take off your shoes and put on the sandals. They are too big but you wear them anyway. You have 100 gold coins. You have a pair of pants. You have a pair of shoes. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #45 on: October 13, 2014, 07:50:35 PM » |
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> Determine gender
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« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2014, 07:56:27 PM » |
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just >walk forward in a general direction
maybe >taste water
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« Reply #47 on: October 13, 2014, 08:07:14 PM » |
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> Determine gender
You reach into your pants and find the most wonderful sex organs. You rub and prod them for a bit before continuing on. just >walk forward in a general direction
maybe >taste water
The water is cool and delicious. You walk forward in the dark, arms out stretched, searching for some structure or object. Your lands land upon a slimy surface. It is very warm and seems to be... breathing. You have 100 gold coins. You have a pair of pants. You have a pair of shoes. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #48 on: October 13, 2014, 08:10:54 PM » |
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>gulp that water
>talk surface
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« Reply #49 on: October 13, 2014, 08:16:10 PM » |
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> Determine surface's gender
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« Reply #50 on: October 13, 2014, 08:50:28 PM » |
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>gulp that water
>talk surface
You drink as much of the water as you can possibly stand. You feel refreshed. You lean and say "Hello?" to the surface. The Surface grunts. > Determine surface's gender
You feel around The Surface for any thing resembling legs to reach between. No luck. It appears to be spherical. Closer to an egg shape. You have 100 gold coins. You have a pair of pants. You have a pair of shoes. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2014, 10:16:08 PM » |
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>poke The Surface
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« Reply #52 on: October 14, 2014, 06:27:40 AM » |
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>poke The Surface
You poke The Surface. The Surface grunts and wobbles a bit. You have 100 gold coins. You have a pair of pants. You have a pair of shoes. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2014, 06:33:02 AM » |
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>punch surface
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« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2014, 06:46:04 AM » |
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>jingle coins wildly
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« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2014, 07:01:29 AM » |
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>punch surface
You punch The Surface as hard as you can. It leans back from your ultra megaforce punch, only to come snapping back and slamming into your chest, knocking you down into the water. You lose grip of your pants and they drift away. >jingle coins wildly
You get up and jingle your coins wildly, flinging water all over from your flailing arms. The Surface freezes, and for a moment it does nothing. You stop jingling the coins and The Surface softly asks "Mine?". You have 100 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2014, 07:04:29 AM » |
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> say "what is your name?"
> say "i don't know whose coins these are. i woke up with them"
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« Reply #57 on: October 14, 2014, 07:07:40 AM » |
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> say "what is your name?"
> say "i don't know whose coins these are. i woke up with them"
You ask The Surface for its name. "Name? What is name?" it replies. You explain to the surface that you do not know who the coins belong to, and that you had woken up with them. "Give coins to me? Give 50 coins?" The Surface seems excited. You have 100 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2014, 07:10:28 AM » |
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> ask "why do you need coins? what are you?"
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« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2014, 07:14:31 AM » |
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> ask "why do you need coins? what are you?"
Tightly gripping your bag of mysterious coins, you ask The Surface why he, or she, needs them. You are, for some reason, strangely attached to the coins. "Coins taste good! No gold in a long time. Only steel. Only iron." Confused by its response, you ask The Surface what kind of being it is. "Demon. Chrysalis. Hungry. All of these things." You have 100 gold coins. You have a pair of shoes. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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