NMS
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The people over at
www.godhatessweden.com can'tbe wrong. We are a gay-friendly nation, nymphomaniacs beyond salvation with a "filthy manner of life" and with game-mechanics written in our DNA.
We rarely speak and when we do we most likely make no sense.
A thousand years ago our presence struck fear into the known world, but since those glorious days we've been forgotten.
Internet has been the arena of our new ascension.
In other words, we're kinda like God, and since he's so picky about him being the only one, of course he hates us.
Each year we arise from our stylishly furnished IKEA dungeons, put down our plate of meatballs, feed our pet polar bear "Björn" and assemble at what will become known as
the defining moment of man kind -
No More Sweden.
This year will be no different. This year NMS will most likely fulfill it's destiny as epic tide-turning event of the millennium.
Not convinced? Take a look at the list of participants,
will you my dear?
People of the earth, hold on to your knickers,
IT HAS BEGUN.All non-swedes present at NMS will hear by be known as honour-swedes as soon as they set foot on swedish soil (passports will be provided at the NMS location).
It is required of them to attach
Björn,
Sven,
Nils or
Inga to their name and
-son to their family name. It is also required that they regularly use words like
systembolaget,
jantelagen,
bruttonationalprodukt or
vinkelvariationsprincipen to express feelings of joy, resentment or despair.
Finns need not bother, since they are ranked as above godly in the world of game development (we bask in the presence of your everlasting divinity).
Thread purposeAll progress at NMS will be reported here, both game-related and game developer relation related (think Days Of Our Lives - lot's of DRAMA)!
History is written today.
Alea iacta est!
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