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[Inanimate]

>Melt the ice, like the HOT STUFF you are.

[Jared C]

>Melt the ice, like the HOT STUFF you are.

What!? After all of those lewd gestures he directed at my person? I think not! And wait, wait-- are you hitting on me? What are you, like, 17? I'm less than 2 weeks old. Try explaining that one to the American justice system! Although, I suppose neither of us is the age of legal consent. So... would that be considered legal? What about fire? Are there exceptions for elemental americans?

[Inanimate]

>gosh it's just a pun don't get so...

FIRED UP

about it

[Jared C]

>gosh it's just a pun don't get so...

FIRED UP

about it

See, now I just think that you're trying to woo me with your impressive expertise of the english language. And I think it's working. ;*

[ForestHastings]

God please someone just give her a command before this degrades into sloppy makeouts.

If you need me I'll be on the forest floor fighting rock monsters.

[Inanimate]

>forest no need to get so

HOT AND BOTHERED

anyway, melt zoosmell already

[Ashkin]

>Guys stop flirting and just melt Pooplord over there

[J. R. Hill]

>Restore the fourth wall and check on the roof.

[Jared C]

>Guys stop flirting and just melt Pooplord over there

You try and do the thing that that pushy guy wants you to do. AUGH! This is going to take forever. Let's not do this like this. If you really want to melt Zoosmell Dudamel you'll need a lot more FIRE POWER. Hahaha.

>Restore the fourth wall and check on the roof.

The fourth wall was broken about 2 pages back, buddy. You think that checking the roof might actually be a good idea, though.



So this is what the outside world looks like!



Uh-oh, this guy is big. And made of ice. It looks like he's trying to find some way to break through the roof of the building. What could he possibly be looking for?

>_______

[ForestHastings]

Woah there, just sit tight, Linda! I should be over there in a jiffy. In fact, I think I'm going to start taking matters into my own hands.

>Be Forest again

[Landshark RAWR]

> be rock monster

[ForestHastings]

If I became a rock monster I would have to kill myself! I am completely against suicide. I have so much left to live for.

[Landshark RAWR]

>do the windy thing on the door

[Jared C]

>Be Forest again

You can't believe that actually worked! You are fighting some rock elementals, but your lasers aren't doing much damage.



Luckily, you came prepared.



The rocks hate anything windy. It is their opposing element you think! They are both terrified and awestruck.



You've made it to the entrance of the other building.

>NOW WHAT, HOT SHOT?

EDIT: Sorry for switching some posts around, multiple accounts are hard to keep track of and I am a horrible person. :^(

[BlueSweatshirt]

Multiple accounts? What? What on earth is this other account you speak of? 

>Try to heal before moving on. Any seasoned gamer would know that you should always try to heal before moving into the next level.

[Ashkin]

>Also, find a SAVE POINT.

[gimymblert]

> the "ipad before it was cool" smartphone is too cool to function cant post on tigs again. don't put it in the micro wave, not a good idea to unfreeze hitech stuff, don't use it on fire elemental it need to be warmer not cooked (and it doesn't taste well nor it have nutritional value). Finding a fucking jacket to protect from cold, you are a fucking mammal, yes, so you won't freeze as fast as a cyborg but at least cyborg don't die from cold and don't get ill, guess who wins?

Your moms

[MelodiusTwist]

>Throw your rock at the door and yell "Open Sesame!"

[Mikademus]

> Examine hearts to the bottom left. Juggle them.

[Jared C]

>Throw your rock at the door and yell "Open Sesame!"

You do this. You leave a little dent in the door! Wow! What a waste of a perfectly good geode.

>Try to heal before moving on. Any seasoned gamer would know that you should always try to heal before moving into the next level.

You look into your inventory. You've only got 1 heart, and you're really trying to save it for Dudamel!