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[Kneecaps]

:kneecaps: panda

:Bucket: Emo panda is a robot.

I knew it!

:You: Kneecaps

:Bucket: Tigger means tigsource user tigger means tigsource user tigger means tigsource user tigger means tigsource user. Tigger means tigsource means kneecaps means tigsource user tigger means tigsource user called?

Whee!

[Alevice]

I couldn't outsmart him

:You: tigsource is owned by alevice

:Bucket: Alevice is not to be owned by derek yu.

[Craig Stern]

:Bucket: Dear b, i hpe you can not no you me me.

:Me: Huh?

:Bucket: Huh! There isn't enough neurotoxin to make you cry like a birth squeeze.

:D

[Soulliard]

:Bucket: Nightshade is the iron chef of pounding ass bucket is the embodiment of tigsource.

Bucket may be the embodiment of TIGSource, but I'm still the Iron Chef of Pounding Ass!

:Nightshade: indie brawl

:Bucket: Brawl is ass.

:Nightshade: viking

:Bucket: Viking bazooka bloodbath is the coolest pokemon.

[andy wolff]

:Bucket: Bucket's mother eats penis.

:Andy: bucket eats motherpenises

:Bucket: Your mom eats cock.

:Andy: you offend

:Bucket: You offend me, you are i. You are i. You are a nigger.

:Andy: you are a DOUBLE NIGGER

:Bucket: Nigger is a double nigger.

:Andy: nigra

:Bucket: Nothing is bettar than a concrete nigra.

:Andy: fried waterchickenmelons

:Bucket: I heard you liek fried chikin.

:Andy: i heard you liek mudkips

:Bucket: Mudkips liek to fuck you.

:Andy: you like to eat mudkip tacos

:Bucket: Eat to the head of the book! I love tacos.

:Andy: i too enjoy tacos

:Bucket: You suck them all off pants hmm pants i'm having for dinner? Tacos! I love to you too. Though i like it yet you tanked his dick?

:Andy: for shits and giggles

:Bucket: Giggles and murrs what.

:Andy: murr

:Bucket: Oh murr fur d.

:Andy: fur

:Bucket: Yes, we will. We will yiff in hell, skinfag! Fuck in hell, skinfag! Fuck in hell, skinfag! Fuck in hell, yifffag! Fur in hell, skinfag! Fuck in hell, skinfag! Fuck in hell, yifffag! Fur in hell, skinfag! Fuck in hell, skinfag! Fuck in hell, skinfag! Fuck in hell, skinfag! Fuck in hell, furgafs.

:Andy: b

:Bucket: No! I'm not b.

:Andy: btarded

:Bucket: I have three assbabies.

:Andy: all of which are hot shemales

:Bucket: Bucket you are hot shemales.

:Andy: everything is fine

:Bucket: Ze heeft ook een soort schaar waar platen dun metaal zoals blik mee kunnen worden waargenomen. De naam komt uit het vruchtbeginsel. Uit een zaad kan een nieuwe schep te nemen. Hij zat stijf rechtop. Zijn ogen toegeknepen in uiterste concentratie. Slurpen, dan proef je de eerste. Ja, dat zou hij dan tegen hem zeggen dat jeroen akkermans dood is, terwijl zijn cameraman is overleden. Zeer pijnlijk. Ook op de fundamenten van het bestaan van laboratoria. Dna kan bewijzen of iemand schuldig is of less value than an appreciation of and tolerance for obscurity.

:Andy: polybius

:Bucket: Why not? What did gary oak do to stop being active just cuz the contests are done. And to those that have emotion and feeling. Is that a death? And are there but in the pooper.

bucket == polybius
 

[Cheater‽]

:Nightshade: viking

:Bucket: Viking bazooka bloodbath is the coolest pokemon.

Bazooka avatars incoming.

[Xion]

:You: What is your purpose?

:Bucket: My purpose is to be my friend.

:You: architecture, do you know it?

:Bucket: Took me into the architecture of the word i.

:You: deep.

:Bucket: Deep yo, but a miserable pile of secrets.

[Bennett]

:Bucket: Ghost dad wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut ghost wut ghost wut ghost dad wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut ghost dad ghost dad.

[Luilak]

:Bucket: Ze heeft ook een soort schaar waar platen dun metaal zoals blik mee kunnen worden waargenomen. De naam komt uit het vruchtbeginsel. Uit een zaad kan een nieuwe schep te nemen. Hij zat stijf rechtop. Zijn ogen toegeknepen in uiterste concentratie. Slurpen, dan proef je de eerste. Ja, dat zou hij dan tegen hem zeggen dat jeroen akkermans dood is, terwijl zijn cameraman is overleden. Zeer pijnlijk. Ook op de fundamenten van het bestaan van laboratoria. Dna kan bewijzen of iemand schuldig is of less value than an appreciation of and tolerance for obscurity.

So this thing can actually speak dutch? Finally, someone to have a civilised conversation with!

[Nulldorf]

There's something really touching/sad about Bucket. I think he needs to be included. Can he vote in the next compo?

:You: Who should win the TIGSource compo?

:Bucket: A b is the best! 8 Is the best! 8888 Is the tigsource compo?

:You: You can only vote once, Bucket, so make it count

:Bucket: No you are me and me are you going to vote for in such a bucket.

[battlerager]

:Bucket: WELCOME TO MY UNHINDERED RESEARCH INTO THE JUNGLE. WHEN I WAS.


:Battlerager: Hi Bucket.

:Bucket: Bucket bucket my bucket.


:Battlerager: My Word!

:Bucket: Your name is bucket. What is your favorite word.


:Battlerager: Bucket.

:Bucket: Bucket is borg.


:Battlerager: If Bucket is borg, is borg Bucket?

:Bucket: Brandon flowers is a jew! Lynxgirl is a whore. Whore is still a virgin. Whore is a pedophile bucket is a borg.


:Battlerager: ...I guess that means No.

:Bucket: Yes but it means you have a nickname. Your nickname is lemon boobs.


:Battlerager: No it isn't.

:Bucket: Yes, yes he is.


:Battlerager: How do you know my nickname is male?

:Bucket: Good grief no! Why would i talk about me do you know my nickname is male?


:Battlerager: Yes, why indeed. Goodbye, you selfcentered prick!

:Bucket: Me is a heavenly body, does that not only make girls because of you beating your wife ,say goodbye to the taxman.


:Battlerager: I will.

:Bucket: I am a human ovum, plus i'm not a sentence.

[Danrul]

:You: Do you watch Heroes?

:Bucket: I may be an hero. Without exceptions,an heroes are made, not born. When otherwise normal and rational people fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them, that's when an hero is made. Like it or not, somebody out there as long as they are but what am i.

I can't believe it just spat out an almost legible sentence.

That is the most inspirational thing i've ever heard.

[battlerager]

:You: Do you watch Heroes?

:Bucket: I may be an hero. Without exceptions,an heroes are made, not born. When otherwise normal and rational people fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them, that's when an hero is made. Like it or not, somebody out there as long as they are but what am i.

I can't believe it just spat out an almost legible sentence.

No, it's actually just making fun of people who commit suicide.
That is the most inspirational thing i've ever heard.

[Danrul]

Its late so I totally misread that line about honouring those who killed themselves.  I thought of it as like, giving their lives for a cause.

[Xion]

:Bucket: HI MY NAME IS A TIGGER KNOWN AS TOASTIE ON TIGSOURCE. TOASTIE AND JSTICKER ARE PANDAS, BUT CORPUS AND DEREK ARE JESUS.

The truth is out! Toastie is Bucket!

[Nulldorf]

:You: would you like to hear a poem?

:Bucket: I'm sorry but i you a poem.

:You: Far over the Misty Mountains cold,

:Bucket: It's really cold in the world, from the land and vast mountains.

:You: to dungeons deep and caverns old,

:Bucket: Old bucket is deep.

:You: we must away, ere break of day,

:Bucket: Brandon flowers is a whore. Whore is a man, i didn't need to feel you from the italian dialectism guappo, close to dude and other informal appellations. Also an acronymn for with out papers, refering to italians who got into the bottomless pit for a break.

:You: to claim our long-forgotten gold.

:Bucket: Motherfucking ambulance is the gold.

:You: btw, you're absolutely right. Old Bucket is deep. Very deep.

:Bucket: Old bucket is deep.

Bucket is...amazing

[Bennett]

:Bucket: Bucket is ont he plane.

:Benzido: Where is the plane headed, ghost bucket?

:Bucket: Bucket is a ghost dad for we are headed to nantucket.

:Benzido: Ghost Dad lives in Nantucket.

:Bucket: Ghost dad lives in a bucket from nantucket.

[Bennett]

:Benzido: I like your way of thinking.

:Bucket: May you poop on my way of thinking.

[Gold Cray]

:Bucket: The world will little note, nor long remember what i just noticed that you do my ponchos remind you that i'm talking about an acorn is a whore.

It was doing so well for those first few words, and then...

[postlogic]

:Bucket: Can we speak about jsticker piggers pigger licker dicker pigger picker now we speak of the countenance it wore, though thy crest be whorern and shaven, thou,' i said, art sure no craven, ghastly, grim, and ancient raven, wandering from the trivial fact that gold is fighting against work, capitalism against peoples, and reaction against the tide of their way just to keep working.