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« Reply #40 on: December 15, 2008, 03:40:47 PM » |
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Palefox:
или могла тoтвена
I'm not sure I understand you. What does this say? |
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« Reply #41 on: December 15, 2008, 04:44:37 PM » |
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LERN TO ENGRISH
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« Reply #42 on: December 16, 2008, 12:05:50 AM » |
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Dear Brandon,
A train leaves Huffington Station at precisely 3:15pm, Sunday on November 6th. 4 hours and 5 minutes later another train leaves Tampermill Station heading the opposite direction on the same track. Each train is moving at approximately 52 miles per hour and consuming 2 pounds of coal each mile. The Huffington train carries 70 pounds of coal, while the Tampermill train carries 30 percent less. How can I effectively lose weight and still eat the foods I crave?
Sincerely,
Down and Out in Albuquerque
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« Reply #43 on: December 16, 2008, 09:59:23 AM » |
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Dear Shoo
What the hell where you doing at Huffington Station anyway?!
- Titch
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« Reply #44 on: December 16, 2008, 10:32:06 AM » |
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Dear Titch, Whatsit to ya? -Shoo  |
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« Reply #45 on: December 16, 2008, 10:42:06 AM » |
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Could the flow of entropy ever be reversed? How could the stars be kept from dying?
INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER |
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« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2008, 10:59:46 AM » |
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Dear Shoo
What the hell where you doing at Huffington Station anyway?!
- Titch
Huffing. A ton. |
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« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2008, 11:00:38 AM » |
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INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER Thanks, Multivac. |
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Formerly "I Like Cake."
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« Reply #48 on: December 16, 2008, 02:17:41 PM » |
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Dear brandon, something happened to me today that I just had to write to you about. Earlier today my SO and I were being harassed by some lowlife, dimwitted, unindie, lout. After doing our best to reason with him I finally resorted to cracking his head with my cane, unfortunately the force of my gentlemanly attack caused his demise. Being a master of the dark arts I then did what was reasonable and resurrected his body, naturally the corpse experienced some loss of intelligence but seeing as he had little to begin with there was no great loss. Unfortunately he then attempted to drain the cranial matter of my significant other due to some misunderstanding of one kind or another. This resulted in a quite debilitating injury for her, she seemed to have decided all this was my fault and took revenge for this in the form of an attack of the most dentally enabled kind. My immediate response was to abdicate upstairs and lock and barricade the basement. My question is this, do you think she will forgive me my faults, or should I seek love elsewhere? ~An established gentleman  |
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« Reply #49 on: December 16, 2008, 06:25:06 PM » |
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Hey guys, Brandon here.
pnx: It has called post-cognitive stress disorder and is a symptom of perpetual malnourishedment. The brain metls and the affected starst to hunger for other brains to replace their own, unfortunately these brains are destroyed by the mastication of the affected.
So, it'll be difficult, but you can work your problems out. Best course of action is to replace her brain, but you'll notice a slight change in personality.
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #50 on: December 16, 2008, 06:44:34 PM » |
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So, Brandon,
fa sol la do so ti do mi?
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« Reply #51 on: December 16, 2008, 07:11:27 PM » |
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Dear Brandon,
A train leaves Huffington Station at precisely 3:15pm, Sunday on November 6th. 4 hours and 5 minutes later another train leaves Tampermill Station heading the opposite direction on the same track. Each train is moving at approximately 52 miles per hour and consuming 2 pounds of coal each mile. The Huffington train carries 70 pounds of coal, while the Tampermill train carries 30 percent less. How can I effectively lose weight and still eat the foods I crave?
Sincerely,
Down and Out in Albuquerque
The so-called experts would say "less food, more exercise," but the real pros know the secret is PARASITES. |
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« Reply #52 on: December 16, 2008, 08:36:24 PM » |
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Dear Brandon,
Why are my questions on fire?
Burningly Yours,
Kyle
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« Reply #53 on: December 16, 2008, 09:44:02 PM » |
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Cuz' it reflects where you're going after you die.
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #54 on: December 17, 2008, 06:00:41 AM » |
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Dear Brandon,
Where did you buy your glasses? For how much?
Obviously,
Renton
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« Reply #55 on: December 17, 2008, 02:15:36 PM » |
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Replace her brain? Is that all? I've got dozens of those hanging around and- wait it doesn't need to be a fresh brain does it?
Anyway, shouldn't be too hard to sort that out, thanks for your answer not-brandon.
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« Reply #56 on: December 17, 2008, 03:37:16 PM » |
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Dear Brandon,
Are totally pissed at Melly for moving your thread?
Tenderly I remain,
GeneralValter
PS: South-By-Southwest Represent!
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« Reply #57 on: December 17, 2008, 03:46:24 PM » |
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Deer Barndon hw i maek good gaem
lOvE, Ur BiGgsT PhAn
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« Reply #58 on: December 17, 2008, 03:48:24 PM » |
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how is babby formed?
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« Reply #59 on: December 17, 2008, 05:07:10 PM » |
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how is babby formed?
Wow, how dumb can you get? I mean obviously they need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots I mean it's not that hard to understand. |
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