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[JWK5]

well assuming they have a controller option that includes 4 shoulder buttons, because you kinda need em for souls.

a controller option that includes 4 shoulder buttons.

4 shoulder buttons.

4

Denied

Unfortunately, the handheld kicks out so much heat it will literally burn holes into your jeans.

[Superb Joe]

i heard platinum are making games for this kind of computer so i might theoretically buy one, i just need to make room in the bag that the x box 360 computer has been in for the last however many years

[surt]

If they'd made the controllers attachable to the long edges it could have made a great vert-shmup machine.

[s0]

good

[Superb Joe]

how much does this computer cost, because i wanted to buy an i pad air but i didn't want to pay for an i pad air

[joseph ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

this is oficially the worst gimmy screenshot/youtube speculation thread. Also: that obviously has four shoulder buttons

[s0]

i heard platinum are making games for this kind of computer so i might theoretically buy one, i just need to make room in the bag that the x box 360 computer has been in for the last however many years

even if they don't, there are sure to be many other cool anime and cartoon themed games to suit your tastes.

[Schoq]

If they'd made the controllers attachable to the long edges it could have made a great vert-shmup machine.

still doable since each side has a stick and what shmup uses more than four buttons anyway (rhetorical question don't post examples)

[s0]

what shmup uses more than four buttons anyway

Shiroi Mezame Ultimate Battre Fighter: Fukkatsusama no Densetsu Black~Label~Arrange, released by Fukuoka Industries in 1999, known for its ruthless rank system and masterful bullet cancelling scoring mechanism.

How do you not know this?

[surt]

If they'd made the controllers attachable to the long edges it could have made a great vert-shmup machine.

still doable since each side has a stick and what shmup uses more than four buttons anyway (rhetorical question don't post examples)

I was thinking more in terms of holdability.

[Superb Joe]

i heard platinum are making games for this kind of computer so i might theoretically buy one, i just need to make room in the bag that the x box 360 computer has been in for the last however many years

even if they don't, there are sure to be many other cool anime and cartoon themed games to suit your tastes.

jesus christ is it international troll day again already

[s0]

depends on how you define troll. the colloquial usage seems to encompass all sorts of wildly differing phenomena and characteristics which makes it rather difficult to discern what a person means when they employ this word in conversation.

[s0]

as for myself, i am merely a human being.

[SolarLune]

Unfortunately, the handheld kicks out so much heat it will literally burn holes into your jeans.

And yet you keep playing anyway

That's the true power of the

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If they'd made the controllers attachable to the long edges it could have made a great vert-shmup machine.

@surt - Yeah, thinking about it, it doesn't seem possible to hold vertically comfortably. That's a bit of a missed opportunity. I guess there's just only so much they could do with a portable and every feature adds to the weight, size, heat, etc.

[Landshark RAWR]

sell your vertical shmup with a vertical stand and use the detached controllers

[FK in the Coffee]

switch was a really bad name choice tbh

the "nintendo rumor" has a much better ring to it

[Landshark RAWR]

breaking news

https://twitter.com/NintendoNews/status/790071952736129024

[FK in the Coffee]

after years of complaints by the Dolphin development team, Nintendo finally brought z-fighting into the real world

[surt]

It's all yet another NX hoax.

[J-Snake]

Remember kids, commercials are like love and war, all tricks are allowed.