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[MekanikDestructiwKommando]

Now that I am no longer manbaby..
(as of writing edit: i'm having a flashback of posting this before. but i think i closed the window. sorry if this double-post, but i did search for the thread).
This isn't my game, rather it is the game of a friend of mine who due to life circumstances is unable to present it.
So it's up to me. This was made ages ago.. but it's timeless humour stands.

SCREENSHOTS: http://engrishproductions.com/gameinfo.htm
DOWNLOAD:    http://engrishproductions.com/Engrish%20Episode%201.exe

I find it hilarious, myself. Check it out! Controls are arrow key and Space, which interacts with the tile "north" of you. Have fun killing your neighbors for sofas..

[William Broom]

So you never really cared about us at all, and were just posting to avoid the stigma of the 'Feedback Manbaby'? You heartless cretin!

[MekanikDestructiwKommando]

I do care
I originally e-mailed Derek with this game about 5 months ago, but he ignored me.
Then I read TIGSAUCE Introduction Rules. . and infiltrated---joined the community. Look at my post count man! I'm legit! Ahh! 
Oh, and here's reason 1 to play Engrish:

[andy wolff]

 ....

anyway, i got to the part where the robot-headed boy ate the wizard and then they went to the safe of the adventurer to get supplies. just as fred said he was going to catch supplies, the game closed. i assume this was meant to happen.

[Radnom]

Yeah I'm pretty sure I got up to that point last night then it just closed. was pretty disappointing, for some reason I wanted to know how it ended o.o

Oh and I didn't get any of those full-screen cutscene images you have in your posts... all the conversations were over a static gameplay scene.

[MekanikDestructiwKommando]

 . I just tried it out, and I got the static-ness too.. *confused*. I would have sworn a new version was not uploaded in the past 6 months and that the last version up there had the cutscenes and a fully working game.. I downloaded it about 6 months ago from the site and it worked fine. My apologies. I just wanted to share the game with Tigsource but I didn't think to check it because in my memory it worked fine  .
My friend found a wi-fi spot near his coast guard base.. I'll let him know about this and ask about a working exe